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Hamburger

Mass produced and incredibly popular meat based product.

Unlike steak which is the cut of an animal, a burger contains any part of the animal as long as it can be reconstituted ground into a patty.

It may be treated with chemicals as well as containing contaminants from processing as well as being stored for a length of time prior to serving.

Containing practically no nutritional value it’s worthlessness is only eclipsed by Hot Dogs. Nutritionally it is worse than pet food.

Describing someone or something as hamburger would suggest they have exaggerated self worth or a reputation that exceeds their true value simply due to their popularity.
“He thinks he’s steak, but really he’s hamburger”
by Pazuzu’s Petals November 30, 2020
mugGet the Hamburgermug.

Hamburger Lock

When you’re quickly eating a hamburger and the bite pieces form together in your esophagus and lock up
Oh man, Rory was having bad hamburger lock, someone gave her the Heimlich maneuver
by Ohjeeez December 15, 2018
mugGet the Hamburger Lockmug.

Hamburger Style Blowjob

The act of sandwiching the penis between the testicles and performing a blowjob. After completion, the 'hamburger' is wrapped in the nearest piece of clothing by the giver as they shout, "ORDER UP!"
That girl last night was wild! I will never forget that hamburger style blowjob!
by MAXDOZER November 8, 2024
mugGet the Hamburger Style Blowjobmug.

hamburger hot pocket

When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.
Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.
by CooterTooter March 18, 2016
mugGet the hamburger hot pocketmug.

Hamburger Salad

When someone’s anus is prolapsing, resembling raw hamburger meat.
“I have to see the doctor. I have hamburger salad.”
by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021
mugGet the Hamburger Saladmug.

Hamburger circus

A busy and crowded burger serving fast food restaurant,that has a hectic circus like atmosphere.
Im hungry but i dont want to stop at that hamburger circus it's too noisey.
by Mtg187 February 21, 2017
mugGet the Hamburger circusmug.

information hamburger

To take various items of information from many sources and combine them all to create a plauseable position on a topic.
The Man is looking at our FB likes, seeing what we're searching on Amazon and then seeing how we're going to cook it all up by seeing what we're watching on YouTube; he's making himself a Information Hamburger.
by nhenry96 May 12, 2020
mugGet the information hamburgermug.

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