Spankin' Gravy

When one ejaculates on the rear end of their partner and then proceeds to spank their rear end forgetting that they had ejaculated on it. In turn, spankin' gravy.

I can't believe I spanked my gravy last night!
We should spank some gravy tonight!
I'll definitely be spankin' gravy tonight.
Have you ever spanked gravy?
When are you going to let me spank my gravy?
I accidentally just spanked my gravy!
I can't believe mom didn't hear us spankin gravy last night!

by Stickypalm September 30, 2019

Gargling Gravy

When a man cums into a girl's mouth, then, like toothpaste, swishes and gargles the cum before spitting it out, usually onto or into the man.

Dudebro #1: Dude I heard you smashed Stacy last week, that girl's a freak bro!

Dudebro #2: You aren't kidding, she was gargling gravy! My nut didn't taste half bad too.

Dudebro #1: Bet? Lemme get a taste!

by CrossiantBoy November 25, 2019

Boomer Gravy

The money a boomer makes because they are an adult with a real job.

Stacy can afford to take us out to eat with her boomer gravy.

by WittyB185 January 18, 2020

Anus gravy

When you eat Taco Bell, the intestinal tract heats up, causing the rancid Taco Bell feces to melt into a highly combustible fluid, which is now completely liquified, which is then charged with the anal gases which have been heated into plasma, causing a turbocharged fart to shoot out liquid diarrhea into your pants, in which the Taco Bell diarrhea’s runny state causes the shit to run down your pants, with an intense and potent smell. A term coined and used by the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Guy 1: I suddenly don’t feel good.
Guy 2: I told you not to have that shredded chicken burrito from Taco Bell.
Guy 1: *shits his pants loudly*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ANUS GRAVY LEAKING OUT OF YOUR PANTS I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO BAD!
Guy 1’s Girlfriend: You just got your anus gravy all over my new white pants! I am breaking up with you!
Guy 1, being unable to withstand the devastating effects of anus gravy, decided to hang himself in the school bathroom the next day.

by InternetSlangPhD January 3, 2021

Teflon gravy

Teflon gravy is for all the Teflon gangsters out there . It’s regular gravy but if you’re Teflon , it’s Teflon gravy 🌝

Can you pass the gravy ? I’m Teflon the fuck you talking bout . This is Teflon gravy my nigga.

by Teflon gravy October 18, 2021

All gravy, no dry spots

An elaboration of the term “all gravy.” When something is not just good, but lacks any of the downside or dissatisfaction one may normally expect to encounter in an otherwise positive experience. It is a reference to the use of gravy as a sauce to cover drier foods, and refers to an evenly spread amount of gravy so that while eating the meal one does not find any dry spots where there is no or insufficient gravy.

Can also refer to sex that is good from start to finish.

That trip to the beach was all gravy, no dry spots! So glad the clouds didn’t show up till after we left.

by Greymatter1416 July 20, 2023

takes the gravy

Relating to fellatio, "taking the gravy" means allowing the man come in one's mouth then swallowing his ejaculatory discharge and leaving his organ completely clean.

What a babe! she only gives the best head on the coast, but she also takes the gravy.

by aum108 May 27, 2011