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eat up his weight in groceries

From the 1971 song "Amos Moses", a phrase referring to a person that gorges on food. It literally means that one can eat the equivalent of their weight in food, and unless the person exercises vigorously, the chances are high that they're huge.
(There) lived a man named Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hanna, (and) they raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries! Named him after a man of the cloth, Called him Amos Moses!" -Jerry Reed, "Amos Moses
by TurtleShroom August 6, 2011
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grocery bag dump

A dump resembling when a grocery bag is overfilled and the bag rips, immediately dumping all of its contents at once. Grocery bag dumps usually occur after large meals and waiting until the last minute to defecate.
I'm glad I made it to the bathroom in time. I had to take a massive grocery bag dump. I feel much better now.
by whtisthmtrx December 21, 2008
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Grocery Line Jacker

The person at the back of a long grocery line who jumps in front of everyone as a new check out lane is opened up.
Dude, he's only been waiting for like one minute. I can't believe he just jumped into that new lane.

He's a total grocery line jacker. It's not a race, buddy.
by Shumado June 7, 2011
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grocery list

A list of multiple sexual partners
That ho has a long grocery list.
by jolo17 February 25, 2013
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Greedy Gower

A term used to describe a company insider that has enriched themselves at the expense of shareholders. Often, it is done through crafty lawyers and legal work to try to insulate themselves from being caught, or to create credible excuses upon further investigation. Can be used to label company insiders committing embezzlement, fraud, or violating their fiduciary responsibilities. Originated in reference to the CEO of junior mining company Emerita Resources who 'gifted' himself a land package for free at the expense of all other shareholders.
How come the CEO ended up with shares in that new spinoff that the company dropped for no compensation to existing shareholders? What a greedy gower!

That CEO is being a greedy gower by paying himself such a high salary given the stocks poor performance

No wonder he/she doesn't want to make any public appearances and is only reading from scripted statements - he/she is a greedy gower and knows people are pissed!
by Kevin De September 21, 2022
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double-hogged growler

the act of tucking your balls and shlong back between your legs, yanking a mooner and running down the street. Also see fruit basket or fruit bowl.
Dale pulled a mean double-hogged growler and scared all the neighborhood kids.
by bt February 25, 2003
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eat it like groceries

The act of eating your lover's ass hole so gratuitously and with such vigor, a comparison could be made between said ass hole and grocery products.
"Tom Cruise makes sad, powty faces if I don't eat it like groceries before going for walks in the park"-John Travolta
by Bértha BigLötts June 3, 2016
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