Archie Gordon

A person that is really short and hides kids in a basement

Yesterday I did a Archie Gordon

by DeffoNotJamal69 October 14, 2019

Pulling a Gordon

It means to not have sexual relations with a woman for a long period of time interspersed with an incredible amount of masturbation.

Tod: What's been up with john? He seems down.

Jake: Oh, he's been Pulling a Gordon for the past few months...

Tod: Ouch... that's sad.

by BetterthanGordon July 17, 2011

waiting for Godot

When 2 or more people are trying to leave a place and one person declares the need to leave followed by absolutely no action on any ones part.

I tried to get my friends to go to the store before it closed, but we all just kept waiting for Godot.

by kirk September 15, 2017

gordon

A rare breed of silver back gorilla found roving the ranks of the US navy.

Watch out for that gordon in the bushes he looks horny

by armitage May 19, 2006

grodie

Dirty,nasty, broke, strug.

Dude, Thats Grodie

by Nathan Harvey January 15, 2004

Grode

A male who goes four months without washing his pants.

Grode 1: Hey Grode, what's that in your pocket?
Grode 2: A reciept for Madden 2004.
Grode 1: You mean you haven't washed those pants since you bought Madden?
Grode 2: Yep
Grode 1: Massive.

by Angry Ape September 24, 2003

jeff gordon

gay queer The first openly gay professional driver.

Did you see Jeff Gordon on The Advocate?

by Anti-Garage April 23, 2005