goer of firsters

the One who goes first

Why do you always get to be the goer of firsters?

by rob leicht January 24, 2004

Gopel

The best last name in the world. The Gopel's are prideful and don't like to be messed with.

Kid: Richie Gopel is a sissy
Richie: Take that back mother fucker!
*punches kid out*

by Gopel February 4, 2010

swedish gopher

a turd coming out that gets stuck because it is frozen. Often occuring when it is cold.

Ryan was crying because he had a swedish gopher and couldn't finish crapping.

by Sweet Jay February 27, 2009

gopher

a gopher is what smacks your undies when you wait to long to do a shit; also what bashes your undies when you show off to much during a farting competition.

i was at the shopping centre and to impress the guys i farted at the check out and a gopher bashed my undies.

by that guy August 30, 2003

gomer

A gomer is a teenage boy who has no chance in hell with the ladies. He thinks he is the man, but sadly, wears ugly sandals and awkward slacks and bums cigarettes off homeless people.

Screech on the show Saved By the Bell

by pornstarholly May 13, 2003

Gomper

a big sweaty drugged up mess

"oh my god i am one reisty gomper!"

by evile September 6, 2006

goped

penis enlarger for people under the age of 15
obscenely loud and obnoxious, especially because the little bastards wake up at the ass-crack of dawn

"hey i just got my really cool 44cc goped the other day, its real fast"
"i hope it will make up for your lack of penis"

by Jimt September 16, 2004