A sport consisting of two or more cowboy boot types, getting together in a pasture or otherwise undeveloped plot of land and hit a crushed beer can toward a maker (or hole). There is a fair amount of hooting and yee hawing done when completed.
Wrangler Jean wearing fella: Hey, you wanna play Yee Haw Golf?
Other Wrangler Jean wearing fella: Sure, let me crush this beer can on my head, pick a hole!"
WJWF: First hole is rusted wheel by the chevy on blocks
OWJWF: YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWWW
Other Wrangler Jean wearing fella: Sure, let me crush this beer can on my head, pick a hole!"
WJWF: First hole is rusted wheel by the chevy on blocks
OWJWF: YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWWW
by El Walkerama April 14, 2019
Get the Yee Haw Golfmug. The act of an individual giving a handjob using two hands while interlocking the pointer finger of one hand and the pinky finger of the other creating the same grip used when swinging a golf club.
"Everett bro you won't believe it but that girl I meet at that party last night that only had nine fingers gave me a fat Golf Grip Handjob."
"She locked her left hand pointer finger and right hand pinky finger together and started tuggin' my meat... She used the Golf Grip brotha."
"She locked her left hand pointer finger and right hand pinky finger together and started tuggin' my meat... She used the Golf Grip brotha."
by mcdickpic June 25, 2017
Get the Golf Grip Handjobmug. A man lays flat on the ground and places a golf tee in his dick hole. He puts a golf ball on it and lets someone else tee it off.
by Big chief nutsack March 30, 2017
Get the Kentucky golf teemug. An employee that won't move unless you hit them with something (metaphorically speaking). An employee who lacks initiative and the ability to grasp the "big picture."
by amberinabq July 14, 2013
Get the Golf Ball Employeemug. Often refers to a request to take it up the ass. When unable to outright ask for it, a “free round of golf” can be used in lieu of asking for some quality butt stuff.
Patron: “You don’t want this wallet!”
Waitress: “I don’t take any man’s wallet unless it includes a free round of golf.”
Patron: “Deal!”
Waitress: “I don’t take any man’s wallet unless it includes a free round of golf.”
Patron: “Deal!”
by TDSMTD February 1, 2021
Get the Free Round of Golfmug. The last day of February. Traditionally this is the day that the lady in a relationship get's her man a new golf club in anticipation of spring and the start of golf season.
If the man doesn't play golf then she should get him something related to his favorite activity.
If the lady gets the man something for Golf Club Day he is expected to return the favor on Jewelry Day.
If the man doesn't play golf then she should get him something related to his favorite activity.
If the lady gets the man something for Golf Club Day he is expected to return the favor on Jewelry Day.
Ryan: Dude, what did your wife get you for Golf Club Day?
Rob: I don't play golf so she got me the hot new XBOX game.
Ryan: Now you gotta get her something for Jewelry Day.
Rob: I don't play golf so she got me the hot new XBOX game.
Ryan: Now you gotta get her something for Jewelry Day.
by BigOtter April 29, 2012
Get the Golf Club Daymug. by Rangerrye September 26, 2013
Get the kitty cat golfmug.