Gerardism is a monotheistic religion founded in 2021 G.I Gerard Time based on the teachinas of their god "Gerard The Dick Slug”. Its adherents, known as Gerardists, make up a small percent of
exconenually by the year 2023. Gerardism is belief that Gerard is the only god, whose is going to come down from Gerartha and take all of his followers to paradise.
You can summon Gerard by placing each of the astronavigaors around a picture of gerard (we currently own 2 astronavigators ) once you have places them in a circle you need to put the designated shapes inside the astronavigator then chant the gerard mantra
“Gerard is all that is holy.
Gerard will take us to the motherland.
Gerard we sacrifice ourselves to you.
Gerard the all Mighty take us now.”
exconenually by the year 2023. Gerardism is belief that Gerard is the only god, whose is going to come down from Gerartha and take all of his followers to paradise.
You can summon Gerard by placing each of the astronavigaors around a picture of gerard (we currently own 2 astronavigators ) once you have places them in a circle you need to put the designated shapes inside the astronavigator then chant the gerard mantra
“Gerard is all that is holy.
Gerard will take us to the motherland.
Gerard we sacrifice ourselves to you.
Gerard the all Mighty take us now.”
by Gerardism follower July 26, 2022
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He additionally enjoys flinging poo water.
He additionally enjoys flinging poo water.
Stefan: Have you seen Gerard today? He's immaculately dressed and beat a dude with wooden spoon.
Erick: Yeah, that's his poo spoon.
Erick: Yeah, that's his poo spoon.
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by Ilovebigmeninmymouth November 20, 2023
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Get the Gerardo mug.Gerardo (noun):A rare gem of a person, known for being the kindest and most thoughtful human being ever. Gerardos are the most considerate sweethearts ever. Exceptionally intelligent,Gerardo excels in multiple fields including IT,engineering,math,chemistry,physics,English,mechanics and even German.His dedication to learning the German language is unmatched,as he never misses a Duolingo or bsssu
lesson, making every German around him so very proud.With a great sense of humor, he can get you grinning at your phone like an absolute idiot with his silly stickers. Conversations with Gerardo are never boring as he is both talkative and generous, finding joy in making others happy and asking you the most interesting questions! Not only is he beautiful on the inside, but he is also strikingly handsome! Boasting a Colgate smile, the prettiest green eyes and oddly sparkly pale skin (I know your secret you spider monkey). Gerardo also has a major passion for cinematic media,and there’s no single more comfortable and cozy moment than to watch the Twilight or Harry Potter saga late at night with him . Gerardo is also known for having an exceptional music taste, ranging across a lot of genres. Count yourself lucky if you’re getting insider tips on the mexican bangers! And despite all of his major talents and great characteristics, Gerardos are surprisingly humble. If you know a Gerardo, consider yourself lucky; they enrich your life in countless ways and have so much love and joy to give!
lesson, making every German around him so very proud.With a great sense of humor, he can get you grinning at your phone like an absolute idiot with his silly stickers. Conversations with Gerardo are never boring as he is both talkative and generous, finding joy in making others happy and asking you the most interesting questions! Not only is he beautiful on the inside, but he is also strikingly handsome! Boasting a Colgate smile, the prettiest green eyes and oddly sparkly pale skin (I know your secret you spider monkey). Gerardo also has a major passion for cinematic media,and there’s no single more comfortable and cozy moment than to watch the Twilight or Harry Potter saga late at night with him . Gerardo is also known for having an exceptional music taste, ranging across a lot of genres. Count yourself lucky if you’re getting insider tips on the mexican bangers! And despite all of his major talents and great characteristics, Gerardos are surprisingly humble. If you know a Gerardo, consider yourself lucky; they enrich your life in countless ways and have so much love and joy to give!
”Damn is that Gerardo over there?”
”Yeah! Once you get to know him, you have no choice but to make him your favourite person!“
”Yeah! Once you get to know him, you have no choice but to make him your favourite person!“
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