retrospect genius

when someone claims to have known better about something that happened in the past but only because they are in the present

"I told you buying such a cheap bed was going to be a bad idea"

"No you didn't"

"Yes i did"

"You're only saying that cause you see how it turned out now you retrospect genius"

by Manof1000lb August 31, 2014

Vaginal genius

Someone who is exceptionally gifted in the art of cunnalingus. They know the secrets on the female genitalia

Kenisha to partner after org asking for the third time "oh my god Dan you're a vaginal genius!"

by Tall dark and handsome August 3, 2015

Patriotic Genius

It means anything the utterer wants it to mean, therefore it doesn't mean anything to anyone. Usually used by idiots

An ex aquaintance of mine has a "fighting for Britain bulldog tattoo thingy on his arm. He's currently stationed at HMP Wandsworth, fighting for Britain. 5 years I believe. I think he's studied for loads of O Levels or whatever they call em now. 24 in total so far I reckon.

A case proven Patriotic Genius if ever there was one.

by Rupit May 9, 2018

stupid genius

a podcast by emma chamberlain which is her getting asked a question and her trying to figure it out she’s get three guesses and you can stream it on anywhere you get your podcast

me: hey have you listened to stupid genius by emma chamberlain?

friend: yeah it’s hilarious i love her podcast.

by shoyosluvbot June 7, 2019

Man genius

The grown-up version of a boy genius

I was a total man genius just now, dropping my Nintendo Switch controller so artfully.

by Doos Jarus December 1, 2020

Hood Genius

a nigga who understands the way of the hood and it’s dialect, a person who is smart and from the hood

“Nigga call me a hood rat, nigga I’m just a hood genius”

by Penis exploder April 26, 2022

[CA]GenuineBackstabber

a small litlle ginger cunt with no parents, no money, and 0 bitches, period.

See that CAGenuineBackstabber guy over there, bet he has no parents, 0 money, and no bitches

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by TD21 June 27, 2023