Watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

I can’t hang out because im watering your grandma’s garden (your can be replaced to make the sentence make sense)

by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019

big shovel gardening

Using a large plot of land to bury suspiciously wrapped "plants" six feet under where no one will ever find them.

"Hey did you see Joey at the party?"
"Nah, he had to go do some big shovel gardening this weekend, real messy business"

by billythemurderer August 15, 2021

Large Number Garden Number

Large Number Garden Number (Japanese: 巨大数庭園数, LNGN for short) is currently the largest well-defined googologism which is not a salad number. It is equal to f^10(10↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑10) or f(f(f(f(f(f(f(f(f(f(10↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑10)))))))))), where f is the function defined in First Order Theory beyond Higher Order Set Theory.

Some person: Whats the biggest number?
Some other person: Grahams number
Some other other person: TREE(3)
Some other other person: Large Number Garden Number

by Freddie_Office March 8, 2023

Botanese Shadow Garden-Grown Dark Evil Pack

Watered with the blood of 36 dragons, shits so purple, nuclear levels of sour, lung slaughtering, necromancer kush, with diamonds so you know that the THC to CBD ratio is fucking swag nigga. This is without a doubt, that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass.

Biden: "I'm smoking on Botanese Shadow Garden-Grown Dark Evil Pack, they watered this with the blood of 36 dragons, shits so purple, it should be asking me where is Ronald? Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off, nuclear levels of sour, lung slaughtering, necromancer Kush, shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fucking swag nigga. A whiff of this shit, yeah this is that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass, this shit's straight out of Khalid, this shit is what shot Tupac, rip my nigga fr"

by anonymous March 19, 2023

Porter-Gaud

A prominent private prep school in Charleston, South Carolina. It is know for it's extensive number of famous alumni.

Porter-Gaud is famous because Stephen Colbert graduated from their!

by CPHOIRGTSETREGRAUD May 26, 2010

Olive Garden

Not an italian restaurant at all.
Here, in Italy, we would never eat the food served in Olive Garden: really ugly, trust in me: italian food is totally differt!!

In olive garden they put cheese on you salade: we'd never do!

by CamillaPS May 4, 2006

beef gaurds

Excessive vaginal skin that hangs down like a sleeve of a wizard. The excessive skin protects a woman's inner thighs from bruising during sex.

It took me a couple of minutes to get renes beef gaurds open before I could start pounding that shit!

by tuna man April 29, 2014