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Glass Muffin

A "glass muffin" or also known as a "swan hole" is a contemporary but subtle meaning for a fragile female genitals. The male will try to inserts the penis into the female's glass muffin, but the vagina will just redden, bleed and shoot out stools.
Hal- Dude Jamie had a freking glass muffin when i was banging her.

Drew- Weak man.....
by SexFace69 April 25, 2010
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glass house

when we ride down the hood u know just how we be/ rollin on dubs glass house so everybody can see me/
by thatruth05 February 9, 2009
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Glass blower

A girl who wears way too much lip gloss
That girl at the club last night looked like a total glass blower
by majikmomma March 11, 2010
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Glass Slippers

When you're hitting it from the back, pull out, bust in your own hand, and wipe it on the heels of her feet.
Last night I was hitting it doggy and ended up giving her the glass slippers. Now I don't have to spend $ on her pedicure for another week.
by BnD69 July 11, 2018
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Glass and the Machines of God

A fable created by Billy Corgan, front man of The Smashing Pumpkins. The story of Glass and the Machines of God is propagated by the band's album, Machina. The Machina lyric booklet contains one chapter of the fable, the rest of the chapters, except for chapter four, were posted online throughout the Mystery. Chapter four, The Story of June has never been posted.

The Mystery was based on Glass and the Machines of God.
Glass and the Machines of God is very simular in concept to Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.
by moonbug November 17, 2006
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glass onion

A coffin with a glass lid
"Looking through a glass onion" - The Beatless
by b-107(ch) January 5, 2003
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glass bottom boat

place cling wrap over someones faces and shit on it
she asked me for a glass bottom boat.. so i put cling wrap on her face and showed her what being in a boat would feel like.. a boat that was being shit on!!
by westsider.rider April 3, 2009
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