fuckyourmom

when the kids at school think they're cool and tell you they've had sexual relations with your mother

hey aaron!
i fuckyourmom!!
YEAHH!!!!

by p33n October 21, 2003

fucky pants

a general exclamation of disappointment or irritation

oh fucky pants! I'm sorry I forgot your birthday!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

rubber fucky

When you lose your condom in a girls pussy, then have to fish it out.

Chrissy, wait a minute, I just had a rubber fucky and I need to find the tweezers.

by Colleen & P to the hil December 21, 2006

funky anus

one rectum that reeks like some serious old skanky shit

dude.. do have one funky anus

by Will July 23, 2004

funky bake

The gross sweaty feeling and odor one has when waking up in the morning after passing out drunk the night before with all their clothes on.

Funky because you stink; bake because it's hot as Hell.

Ashley: "I was so drunk last night"

Jess: "Ya, you totally were. Girl, why you stank so bad?

Ashley: "I passed out on my lawn at 3 AM and funky baked till 2 this afternoon."

by Smashica Scharborough May 3, 2010

fuckyes

When a person get really high and cant focus is called "he cant fuckyes"

Sean:"Im so high!"
Nik:"I know I cant even fuckyes"

by Nik Armi January 17, 2010

Funky Chicken Sock Rock

When you put a sock in your asshole filled with baking powder while you fuck your girlfriend in the ass. When you cum, rip the sock out of your ass. you eat the cum out of her ass and mix it with the powder and pour it into a protein shake. Leave it in an 8 oz glass for 4 days in the shower and Enjoy!

My funky chicken sock rock was so good with dinner last night, im gonna make 17 tonight and send some to my grandma on christmas.

by I<3sockrock October 19, 2007