Funkskin

1. A foul smelling foreskin.

2. Dead skin that collects between the toes, under the arm, inside the elbow, etc. This skin is a sage color and smells disgustingly.

1. Nathan: (Pulls back his foreskin) Dude! Check out my knob!

Mikey: Eww! Man! That shit stinks! You got something nasty growing under that funkskin of yours...

2. Katelyn: Get your feet off of me, Robbie!

Robbie: Why? I thought you had a foot fetish?

Katelyn: Well, not when you got nasty, rotting funkskin on your feet, cheese toes!

by Brenyo June 2, 2010

fucus

a) when a guy or gal wipes mucus onto your fanny. (fanny; british term referring to female genitalia)

b) brown alga found in rocky seashores. a key ingredient to weight loss supplement adios - this is why fat girls are so dirrty

a) 'what a hoe, I heard that man whore fucused her in the kebaby'

b)'that bitch used to be a proper fatty, but her boyfriend used to fucus her all the time, so she lost some weight and now he just gets hand jobs'

by pussyfacedtrashpalace June 21, 2010

Fungus Fairy

A smaller creature of the female species. She is a guaranteed STD transmitter. She will most likey have Athlete's Foot.

See that fungus fairy over there?

by TeddyW September 15, 2010

funsatublisataiation

A word to describe the felling one gets when experiencing a euphoric feeling while committing a heinous crime, abuse of any sort, or cannibalization.

I got this feeling of such funsatublisataiation last week when I ate that clown, he wasn't that funny at all.

by Johny Light-brite September 16, 2010

funcusion

the direct result of the saying "its all fun and games until someone gets hurt".

we spent all night in the emergency ward 'coz Bob got a funcusion from riding a bodyboard down the stairs at Toms party

by fourhundredbillion January 22, 2011

fungus fingers

Where you finger a blue waffle and get all of the puss on your fingers

oh dude, I heard you got fungus fingers of that girls blue waffle!

by westy lad March 12, 2011

funshit

When someone tells you what they are doing and you want to be nice but it sounds lame.

Me: Hey, what are you doing?
You: Sitting at home playing video games.
Me: Funshit.
You: ....

by RedBitch June 11, 2011