Fried Me

Something someone says when they are humiliated or ignored, but not usually in a serious way.

Person 1: Hey what's up?

Person 2: *ignored*

Person 1: Fried Me...

by Akotor June 15, 2010

kentucky fried curse

In 1985, the Hanshin Tigers won the Japan Series (baseball). Their supporters looked for player look-alikes and convinced them to jump into a river than ran through Osaka. When they couldn't find a look-alike for Randy Bass (a bearded white American), they went to a nearby KFC store, took the statue of Colonel Sanders, and dumped it into the river.

The Tigers haven't won a Japan Series since, and their fans will tell you that the reason is because Colonel Sanders hasn't been found since that time, either.

I'll tell you the real reason why they haven't won a Japan Series since 1985... it's because their team is absolute shite and are nothing compared to the team from Fukuoka.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

Fried chicken lips

Having remnants, usually crust and grease, on your lips after digging into a bowl of fried chicken.

Colonel: If I were you, I certainly wouldn't go into the interview looking like that?

Patricia: Why, is there something wrong with my dress?

Colonel: Naw bitch, you just forgot to wipe your fried chicken lips after lunch!

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

fraternity

This is a group of males in college who pay money to spend time together. They do a lot of community service, like a couple of hours a month, to prove to the world how great they are. They host a ton of parties with copious amounts of booze; females can come for free, but few men not affiliated with the fraternity are allowed in without paying. This makes it easier for frat boys to get laid. People in fraternities tend to preppy and metrosexual or absolutely disgusting slobs; there is rarely any middle ground.

College student: How's the frat coming along?
Fraternity brother: It's not a frat. It's a fraternity!
CS: Uhh, ok. Sorry, I guess?
FB: You guess? You wouldn't call your country a cunt, would you?
CS: Well, I don't now, but I might if it was something I could choose to be in, I paid a ton of money for it, and the only benefit of being in it was so I could pay money to hang around with a lot of other like-minded homophobic rapists who claim they're better than everyone else. But hey, paying an extra 8 grand a year is so worth it for the bonds of brotherhood, am I right? My actual brother, you know, my twin, hasn't gone through nearly the same things as I have, like getting raped up the ass by the VP of recruitment. That's love, right there.

by iLikeSoup February 23, 2010

Fraternity

An organization that brings students together for the simple fact of having one thing in common; they all suck at life. This organization gives them the chance to buy and carry out false freindships through the organization and its ties with others like it.

Through fraternities the opposite sex can be invited to parties where they are handcuffed to the fraternity brothers for the night, because they lack enough substance as human beings to carry on an intelligent conversation and social function otherwise.

by davey10 March 13, 2007

Fried Rice

Sexually transmitted disease (male). Very similar to "blue waffle" in a female

My boyfriend said he wasn't cheating and came home with fried rice.

by Candice Lick-alot October 18, 2012

you fried

A word deriving from the un-ghetto suburbs of Macomb County, Michigan, where whites make up a majority of the population. You fried means you've been insulted badly, or you don't know what your talking about, it can also mean you've said something just plain stupid. You are also fried if, you say this word every other word

You can use this word when you have a strong disagreement, or you have told a good joke about someone and they have no good comeback. The African American population enjoys using this "slang" language.

Man you know i fucked Dr. Dre Ph.D right ... negro you fried no you didn't.

or

Jesus was born 2009.... you fried dummy

or

my air force twos better than your j`s .. "bitch" you fried

or

Tupac: bitch you fried you fried ass motha fried fucker
Biggie: (in a deep voice) naw nigga you fried for saying fried

by tyrone biggums the 2nd May 18, 2009