Oh, yeah, totally. You know what REALLY helps you get into to a sexual relationship with a woman? The literal opposite of that! You sound like a torture victim trying to trick their torturer.
Torturer *uses cattle prod* BZZZZZT!
Hym "Oh God, ouch! That's the SECOND worst thing I've ever felt!"
Torturer "Wait, what? What's the first?"
Hym "Getting my dick sucked. It's the worst! Literally the worst form of torture you can inflict on someone! That's what you should do if you REALLY want to torture people."
Torturer "Oho! You're in for it now! You should have kept your mouth shut!"
Hym 😨 "Wait... You don't mean... No! Stop! Anything but that!"
Torturer "Heheheh. You're in for it now!"
Hym "Wait! Can we just be friends?"
Hym "Oh God, ouch! That's the SECOND worst thing I've ever felt!"
Torturer "Wait, what? What's the first?"
Hym "Getting my dick sucked. It's the worst! Literally the worst form of torture you can inflict on someone! That's what you should do if you REALLY want to torture people."
Torturer "Oho! You're in for it now! You should have kept your mouth shut!"
Hym 😨 "Wait... You don't mean... No! Stop! Anything but that!"
Torturer "Heheheh. You're in for it now!"
Hym "Wait! Can we just be friends?"
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They might call you when they need something, some make us laugh like the Sunday funnies.
Be too nice and they'll take you for a dummy, never feed the baboons.
For something so cheap like friends, it sure buys a lot of trouble.
They might call you when they need something, some make us laugh like the Sunday funnies.
Be too nice and they'll take you for a dummy, never feed the baboons.
For something so cheap like friends, it sure buys a lot of trouble.
Guy 1: "I checked the dictionary for the meaning of friends. It said, "Person one likes to socialize with, Sympathizer, helper", and that's about that size of it."
Guy 2: "Did you just say an MF DOOM lyric? Whatever man, forget it."
Guy 2: "Did you just say an MF DOOM lyric? Whatever man, forget it."
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Hym "They wouldn't be victims if you weren't doing what you're doing and you had done what I said. Friends forever. And I would still be in the exact same situation I'm in if I did what YOU said."
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