oh boy what flavor

You search this up because you know the muffin song.

Dad: I baked you a pie
Kid: oh boy, what flavour
Dad: PIE, PIE, PIE
Kid: Dad, I'm hungry
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad
Kid: Why did you make me this way? Why, why--
Hungry: I'M hungry. You locked me in the basement for years.
Dad: Oh, sh--
Kid: What the fu--
Kid: "oh boy what flavor? DEATH, DEATH, DEATH"

by RandomBoredPerson uwu April 22, 2024

spunk-flavored lollipop

Something that deceptively appears to be wonderful but once tried turns out to be revolting (too late).

"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we call in the ghetto 'getting my knickers in a twist'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you Clive Barker, thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk-flavored lollipop!" - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

by Koba The Dread March 21, 2010

Flavor Cave

Proper term for a vagina.

Hey girl, I wanna tongue punch you in the flavor cave.

by Imsorrybutithadtobedone July 2, 2016

Flavor Blasted

When someone eats enough cheese flavored snacks to acquire a thick layer of cheese dust on their fingers and then smacks someone on the ass, leaving a cheesy handprints.

"Did you see Tina's butt??? "

"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."

by CuriosaFatale March 5, 2018

flavor crystals

Clady clay has them for sale.

Those flavor crystals chum yum um

by anonymous June 4, 2023

Flavor man

A man in your life who gives you an essence of variety.

Usually represents a fondness of kinks and "spicy" things, particularly in the bedroom.

Does not want anything full time. They are in it for the sex.

When a flavor man represents a sweeter side, they might be in it for a full time relationship, but it would most likely be for temporary feels. Don't catch feelings for them.

This can also be seen as a "kinky fwb".

Could also be used as a term for women. Ex: flavor woman/lady

"He spices up my life, he's my flavor man!"

"Damn, I need a flavor man! I'm living dull..."

by MarkofOxin April 21, 2017

Orange flavored cola

Cola mixed with urine, usually from a male.

"Here, try this orange flavored cola I found."

by loookaz January 29, 2022