Figerdasher

One who works closely with Fig fruit. (Ficus carica) The great philosopher Isaac Newton was a well renowned figerdasher, some might say.

Source JC

Isaac is this towns best figerdasher. His fig cookies are so tasty.

by Mercury Man June 9, 2023

Figonometry

Complex modeling that involves balancing statistical analysis with common business sense and gut feeling.

The FY 25 estimates didn't make any real sense until she applied Figonometry to rationalize her model.

by ReverseSort September 21, 2023

britney fignut

A term used to describe the perfect woman, especially when used to describe the perfect woman for a single-and-looking hot bachelor.

Operator: "Hello?"
Me: "Can you connect me to a Britney Fignut please?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, no listings for Britney Fignut in the current area."
Me: "Dammit, not yet. Looks like I'm gonna be single this Spring Break..."

by notbritneyfignut December 15, 2008

myspace fiend

someone who is addicted to myspace, as if it were a drug.

him: yo im on myspace like everyday all day.
her: damn yo your a myspace fiend

by Jayla Ortiz December 17, 2008

Crusty Fiend

1. One who is filthy, grimy, and fiends for an object(s); possesing a strong desire for drugs, money, any sort of vice or source of pleasure.

2. To be described as a fiend one must be both crust covered and fiendly beyond normal human levels of fiendliness or crustendom.

Child: Hey look at that guy over there; he is really strange.

Mom: Son watch out for crusty fiends like that; they can be dangerous.

by Phyllis Brownwood September 13, 2010

Sister Fiend

One who continually pursues his friend's sisters. Will go through great lengths despite complete futility along with a consistent beating.

You've been talking to my sister on facebook, you're following his sister on twitter, nigga you a sister fiend!

by just some guy typin some shit. February 1, 2013

meme fiend

Someone who spend their life looking at internet meme.

"Hey, bra.... check out that dude sitting in the first row. He's been looking at a meme of an asian dude eating pizza with chopsticks for the last ten hours. Hot damn! What a meme fiend!"

by webcaptain October 18, 2012