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festerbath

A bathtub full of blood, boiled cum, and insects for those who misbehave.
You and me later, writhing in the festerbath
by Chello69 May 24, 2023
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foster mud mask

where a guy shits on a girls face, then rubs it in and lets it dry
woman: hay honey my pores are feelin a little dry.
man: do u want me 2 give a foster mud mask.
by yazpikle July 22, 2009
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fosterage

Pictures, stories, etc. concerning Dr. Gillian Foster (played by Kelli Williams) from the tv show Lie to Me. The phrase was coined by Tim Roth (who plays Dr. Cal Lightman on the show) and first appeared on his twitter.
Here's a little fosterage for you.
by Vero_aloe January 24, 2011
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Foster Flop

Foster Flop is an Australian saying, humorously describing the inability to get an erection after drinking too much beer.

It is comprised of "Foster", as in the famous Australian beer brand Foster's, and "Flop", as in "to fail completely" or "to fall heavily".
Last night after the party I wanted to root her but I Foster flopped.

Too bad you had a Foster Flop, otherwise we could have had sex.
"Did you have sex last night?" "No, I couldn't. I had a Foster Flop."
by MoMaB July 22, 2012
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Fusterclucking

the act of both sides of an issue creating, or further deepening a bureaucracy by making a big to do about it, so as to avoid actually doing anything about it, except that is in generally pleasing one's own constituency.
The House and Senate , caught re-handed fusterclucking over the new abortion legislation, admitted no animals were harmed in the making of the new law.

perfect example The GOP-led House and the Democratic-controlled Senate, in a compromise, put Gov. Terry Branstad in charge of signing off on any payments for publicly funded abortions. Republicans believed the added scrutiny might be a brake on abortions under Medicaid. Democrats noted the measure applied only to reimbursements, not approval ahead of time. But about seven months after the new rule took effect, the consequences have surprised everyone, and illustrated the trickiness of bipartisan lawmaking on the issue. Branstad, a Republican and abortion opponent, hasn't approved any payments. But the few patients who were eligible for Medicaid-funded abortions received them anyway.
by Taira Kazumichi February 22, 2014
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Fisterine

The sexual act of coating ones hand with mouthwash (usually Listerine) and performing the act of fisting.
I tell ya Rod, my woman gave me the ol' Fisterine yesterday, now I'm walkin' funny .
by Tim Crowbar October 25, 2017
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FasterPacer

The best Call of Duty player known to man. He has a GIANT Dick and gets all the bitches. He's also a sexy as papi chulo.
Girl 1: Is that FasterPacer over there?
Girl 2: Yea, I just lost my virginity to him.
by Papi Chulo Cum January 3, 2019
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