Fudge-Tail

When you're taking a crap, and you can't get the excessively long turd out of your anus, so it's just hanging there like a tail, thus, Fudge-Tail.

Aww man. I was crapping today, and I had a massive Fudge-tail....it sucked.

by Boohaha September 11, 2012

fudge canvas'd

when a woman/man (depending on sexual reference) empty's the contents of there anus onto the male after finishing anal sex.

I got a discount of that hooker yesterday because she fudge canvas'd on my face

by brian charles-dutch hogg July 24, 2009

fudge ferrit

A gay bummer

Andrew is a fudge ferrit

by Hamster111 November 26, 2017

Getting FUDGE

When your exam results come through and they're pretty bad. F, U, D, G, E.

"Wow, man, I'm totally unprepared for the outside world now that I got FUDGE on my exams!"
"Getting FUDGE is the tough way of learning that life after school isn't easy-peasy..."

by n00bahontus September 4, 2009

fudge doodles

It is when you are fucking to scared to say fuck.

Oh fuck I forgot to do my homework I mean fudge doodles

by Icecreams5667 June 21, 2016

Fudge pop

Eating poop off a boner after having anal sex. The residual poop left on a Weiner after anal sex.

After a thorough fudge packing, the Young Electrician helped himself to his lovers fudge pop.

by Angry Stockholder July 8, 2019

Fudge Camel

The term one uses when referring to a gay fellow who has gone too long without sexy time.

Since Glenn's break up......6 years ago, he has been a real fudge camel.

by cjfudge August 22, 2019