fucked six ways to sunday 

plastered

as I sit here writing this definition, I am fucked six ways to Sunday, thank god for spell check.

fucked six ways to sunday by jmas13 August 5, 2009

fucked sideways 

(1)When one makes seriously intense love to another person, enough so that the one on the receiving end of the love-making can't walk straight.

(2)Drinking way too much to the point where one can't walk straight.

I just saw your mom getting fucked sideways.

fucked sideways by Kenny D. December 5, 2004

Fucked Squirrel 

A squirrel that is standing of the middle of road debating whether to run to the left or the right and at the last second runs onto the grass and then back onto the road where he is instantly splatted and blood and feces goes everywhere.

Oh my god, look at that squirrel standing in the middle of the road. If he doesn't hurry and move then he is going to be one fucked squirrel.

Fucked Squirrel by static1432 March 24, 2010

focker sandwich 

when you're barbra streisand and you go to grab your grandkids and you press them really close to your body, forming a shape resembling a "focker sandwich"

come here and give me a focker sandwich

focker sandwich by ajawaja December 22, 2010

fucked squared 

to be fucked in two ways: drunk or high and sexually

This Saturday I plan on getting fucked squared!

fucked squared by baddieaddie February 1, 2017

I fucked someone 

Had sex with a random girl /guy had no idea about them because you were drunk

Hey bro i fucked someone
Bro who

Idk the girl i think

I fucked someone by That one dumb one October 28, 2019

Fucked shit 

Something that is beyond the normal levels of fuckery and has evolved into fucked shit.

Person1: hey I'm a good person but I'd dropkick a pregnant girl in the stomach for $4

Person2: My guy... That's some fucked shit

Fucked shit by LordHeadasa August 26, 2019