fecal file

For whence a young boy shat upon another roomates carpet. Only to find his mother cleaning your crap off of thier new carpeting, only to know (Don't worry, I shit myself in an elevator)'

scrub scrub scrub "don't worry - scrub scrub - I shit my self - scrub - in an elevator" scrub scrub!

by Nick and Sean March 25, 2004

fecal lucidity

Clarity, especially mental clarity, that one is completely and totally wallowing in shit.

"I've been working on a project for my boss all week and last night I had a moment of fecal lucidity . Everyone around me is stupid and has their head up their ass!" -Me

by MrMethod July 21, 2006

fecal people

the undesireables illegally invading Southern California. They leach off of real American's tax dollars.

Keep fecal people together on welfare

by Irma October 4, 2003

fecal position

1. Similar to the "fetal position," the posture that accompanies having to shit so bad that you cannot stand in an upright position.

2. also, a reference to the common postion of sitting down while taking a shit

After our date, Selena had to shit so bad she curled up on the floor in the "fecal position."

by kathydumper August 25, 2009

Fecal face

A person with a face covered in doo-doo stinkies. Someone who enjoys the dirty sanchez/Hot Karl.

That girl I met at the bar last night was a REAL fecal face, if you know what I mean.

by Fck yo couch! January 14, 2008

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

The state of being shit-faced.

"After too many drinks she was suffering from fecal alcohol syndrome."

by Ronman6449 August 20, 2013

Fecal Transplant

Fecal transplantation (or bacteriotherapy) is the transfer of stool from a healthy donor into the gastrointestinal tract for the purpose of treating recurrent C. difficile colitis.

Your doctor would say this to you if you needed this treatment.
Doctor: You need a Fecal Transplant.
Patient: Man, alright, i guess if the doctor says so.

by DragonSkittles September 17, 2018