Falcon Punch

A delicious drink made from falcon, fruit punch, ginger ale, and sherbert. Baby may be added for extra flavor.

"This falcon punch is delicious!"

"Yeah, I added a little baby to make it sweeter"

by ChaosSonic January 11, 2009

fadonk

to be slapped in the face with someones long shlong

Tony fadonked Laura in the face and crusted her eyes shut

by ChristinaLauEileen June 12, 2003

rusty falcon

to crap upon thee with great disdain, requiring significant elevation, while channeling the great native American spirit being of the falcon.

I said no salt, NO SALT. I could rusty falcon the guacamole...

by Mortimer von Grundle-Smith September 28, 2008

falcon punch

The cause of, and solution to, all Chuck Norris jokes.

person: FALCON PUNCH!
person 2: Chuck Norris was one of the original three wise men; he gave Jesus the gift of beard.

person: There are only two things hard enough to cut through diamond - other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
person 2: FALCON PUNCH!!

by Simim May 18, 2008

Falcon Punch

While railing a chick from behind, conspicuoulsy wrap your hand in a cloth pre-doused with a flammable liquid of your choice. Light the cloth on fire and then pull out like your ready to give her your load. As she turns around, get down on one knee and shout "Falcon Puuunch" and proceed to punch her in the face with your hand on fire.

Joe - "So why did the fire department come to your house last night?"
Steve - "I accidentally caught the drapes on fire giving my wife the falcon punch"

by Jondace Johns February 26, 2009

fadonked

to smack ones nutsack or cock against another person's face

while mary was sleeping i fadonked her

by david kain March 2, 2007

Falcon Teabag

When you Tea bag someone so hard that they bounce off the ground and into your nuts a 2nd time without you trying.

Holy shit Kay, John.. did not know a falcon teabag could be done I proved him wrong >:)

by the2ndbuddha May 29, 2011