His dick is small, and he cant roast anyone, but he can make some very laughable jokes, and is a good friend.
by TwinMadnessDragon October 30, 2016
Get the Ethanmug. 
He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)
Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: Where's my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: Coming tyrone
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: Where's my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: Coming tyrone
by 726386272 January 18, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. A giant dickhead after he lost his girl he’s started hitting his mom and lied about it never trust him. He will always act tough but on the inside he’s super emotional he knows what he did wrong but shows no remorse.
Ethan is a douchebag
by ZeroFile November 27, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. The type of kid to get a haircut with the worst fade and a dent in his head from a headset. Also will do anything anybody says. He is a total tryhard in any video game and he and abuses hollister
by Sex god 10101010101 nice March 1, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a cock sucking motherfucker that always misses the hole and dislocates his dick.
Ethan is hot but has the dick of a and and mind is horny as fuck and is always thinking about fucking his teacher.
Ethan is hot but has the dick of a and and mind is horny as fuck and is always thinking about fucking his teacher.
Ethan is a fucking cock up
by Lil cock sucker November 5, 2019
Get the Ethanmug.