Erection

What happens to a man when he thinks about hot girls

Man: 8=====================================================================>
Really hot girl: Wow that's a huge erection!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 15, 2021

Whis Erection

(noun)What Whitey gets when he sees a beb or is called a beb.(Verb) The act of ejaculating seamen.

"Hey Beb" *bong* or "Ahhh, that's cute. Whitey just whis erectioned all over his face.”

by Superflylemonaid February 22, 2005

Errection Wreaker

Somthing which stops an errection from occuring.

TV "GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL POKEMON"
YOU "Well that was an Errection Wreaker".

by Elriano Lyke October 22, 2010

Earection

When a dogs ears go up, or out of they're floppy eard, due to excitement.

"Awe you're petting her so good she has an earection now. Look at her stupid ear."

by BertNAshty June 12, 2024

Congestion Errection

When a sneeze gives you a boner

I rushed to the bathroom after getting a congestion errection

by Get away dad! April 1, 2019

erectioner

When a man can get an erection on command.

Man 1: I am such an erectioner!
Woman 1: I don't believe you.
Man 1: You want me to show you?
Woman 1: Sure
Man 2: WAIT SO AM I!

by Private Sea Cow May 6, 2014

Erectionize

When you see someone, recognize them, and then get an erection.

Adam: Who is that? She looks familiar!
Dan: I can't tell who it is. Is that Alex?
Adam: Oh it is. Damn. I just erectionized her.

by AK4792 May 12, 2015