Dust Rat

-noun

1. A mass of fine, dry, skin particles, lint, hair, pet dander that is formed by static electricity taking the shape of a rat.

-adjective

1. An individual who is rapidly decaying (shedding skin) and generates large amounts of dust.

2. A generally dirty smelly person.

Did you see the size of that nasty dust rat in the corner? You totally need to go to the dermatologist.

I couldn’t find dust rat immediately but I was able to locate him by following his trail of epidermal detritus.

by Nick U January 17, 2008

Crop Dusting

A term of art among flight attendants: farting while walking casually up and the aisle of an in-flight airplane pretending to be checking on passengers.

Jane: Wow! That burrito that I had just before we left really is wreaking havoc with my stomach.

Sally: No problem. Just take a few minutes and do some crop dusting. I'll cover for you.

by Seenyore April 17, 2010

Poo Dust

The dust-like faecal matter/resiude that ends up on the toilet seat when someone careless wipes their butt without due care and attention. Shows up worst of all on white toilet seats. And when someone wipes standing up.

Babe, when you leave the toilet please can you check to see you haven't left any poo dust or skidders?!

by Alilbutt November 29, 2010

Anal Dust

The dried semen particles that explode out of the anus during flatulence shortly after intercourse.

I was walking behind Shannon when I got a face full of Anal Dust. We all know what she did last night.

by Brown Streak September 9, 2012

"Dust Buffalo"

Of the same species as a Dust Bunny. This species is indigenous to the great plains of the College Dorm as well as the Under-The-Fridge caves of the Kitchen Area and Under-The-Bed chasms of the Bedroom district. The biggest enemy to the Dust Buffallo is a Broom although it also fears the mighty Vacuum. It's enemies are not native to College Dorm however they can be found in the Kitchen and Bedroom occasionally. Reduction of the Dust Bunny population also affects the Dust Buffalo population.

I was on safari in College Dorm today and I spotted a herd of "Dust Buffalo".

by squidy_squid November 25, 2006

dust calls

The receiving of a telephone call from a third world country.

"hey Margerat, who was that?"

"just another one of those dust calls again"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

cranium dust

An idea or plan that you are designing and perfecting mentally.

"I have a plan... I think, but its just 'cranium dust' right now."

by crowntrim August 29, 2009