Durnwald

To act sassy around people you're friends with but nice around people you hate.

Zach is such a durnwald.

by Andrew Browne September 30, 2012

[Drown] Ziggy

To Urinate. Specifically (but not exclusively) in a urinal.

Origin: Certain urinal drains bear an uncanny resemblance to classic comic strip character Ziggy staring up at you. (two beady eye and a giant nose)
If the drain is backed up, or you have a exceptionally robust stream, it is possible to completely submerge the "nose" and therefore "Drown Ziggy"
As nothing good ever happens to Ziggy, it is rather fitting.

"I'll be right back, I need to go Drown Ziggy".
"I drank so much last night that when I took a piss I almost drowned Ziggy."

by Phill the Thrill January 1, 2012

Drowning contest

When two or more people compare and argue about who has had a harder life, thinking they somehow can win at being a loser.

Person A: "My dad beat me when I was a kid."

Person B: "At least your dad was around."

Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."

by PaleteroJ December 24, 2014

drowning the angry troll

Getting head from a toothless, irritable, aging prostitute

I am drowning the angry troll.

by Deltax192 February 12, 2015

Drownies

That feeling you get after you take a huge bong hit and you feel like you're drowbing. You have a case of the drownies.

"I had a huge case of the drownies after that bong hit."

by Pebblesthecat August 10, 2016

drown in shit

to drink oneself to death.

a life of downing that hard stuff will make you drown in shit, man. liver death.

by the demiurge January 19, 2017

drowns your goat

When you feel like being a kind of psychotic idiot and don't believe in the floating of boats, but rather the drowning of goats.

"Hey I think we should take a break."

Well, whatever drowns your goat."

by alex bezzina September 6, 2017