Jail Drunk

To be drunk enough to be in jail for being intoxicated in public, but to not actually be in jail.

Santoro & Griff got so Jail Drunk they raped the entire Russian women's swim team in their own pool.

by The Santoro June 24, 2010

Drunk Whisperer

The person who babysits the drunk at a party telling them when it is time to go, shut up, or stop drinking.

Yes,the other night, not only was I the DD, but I had to be the drunk whisperer too.

by darcyism May 21, 2009

hoff drunk

Being as drunk and as pathetic as David Hasslehoff after getting hammered

Dude you are totally hoff drunk!

by david hasselhoff the 3rd June 08, 2007

acceptable drunk

the funny, quiet drunks. very nice, very drunk friends.

Dan Bragdon: No one likes me except for rachael and cecelia, but thats ok. im an acceptable drunk

by the observer of the party June 06, 2010

mentally drunk

To be mentally crazy and make very weird decisions.

Dude, you were so mentally drunk that you had sex with a Mexican girl while you are in a relationship with someone else.

by PikaChar July 14, 2013

drunk meat

Inebriated passengers who are driven home by a designated driver.

The bar is closing and I have to drive the drunk meat home.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 23, 2005

drunk meat

The intoxicated passengers in a vehicle who are being driven home from a drunken night on the town by a designated driver.

Last night I was the designated driver, so I had to drive the drunk meat home after we left the bar.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 21, 2005