Fatkins Diet

A weight loss plan for the female morbidly obese in which the participant becomes pregnant and loses the pounds since she is now eating an exorbitant amount for two instead of one. Then at the end of 9 months, the participant tops it off by "birthing away" any remaining undesirable weight.

Did you hear about Jennifer? She was on that show I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant because she was so fat she didn't notice there was a baby in her. Ironically, she ended up losing a lot of weight.
Ah yes, the ol' Fatkins Diet

by Fatropolis May 10, 2011

diet

the thing your on today, then off of tomorrow

Today:
I am sooo like fat!!! Ima go ona diet for realz for realz. No more coco for me, ya heard!
Tomorrow:
uMMMM...them chips look good as hellz.... fuck it, im already fat, why dont I live a little?? (chomps on chips)

by MCRfan4life January 11, 2006

dietzman

Someone bent on world domination.

Hitler was such a dietzman.

by Qœ March 3, 2009

Sun-Dried Tomatoes

The inability to properly perform cunnilingus (go down on a chick) due to extreme dryness. Often occurs when the female is extremely intoxicated, or by chance is dehydrated from anorexia/bulemia. The name is acquired from the girl's crotch strong resemblence to a sun-dried tomatoe from the Olive Garden. Can be abbreviated to 'Tomatoe,' if both parties know what the abbreviation implies. Also can become the guilty girl's new pet nickname.

{Lunch the morning after a party} "So, did you get anything out of her?" "Shit, all I got was a fucking Sun-Dried Tomatoe."

by Pize October 15, 2004

diet pepsi twist

Diet pepsi with lemon but you can NEVER find it in stores anymore.

Diet pepsi twist is the shit, now Coca Cola came out with some fucking shit called Diet Coke with lime. It won't ever be the same.

by forkalongo July 8, 2004

driend

1. NOUN: someone you meet while highly intoxicated.. a drunk friend

2. VERB: getting drunk and making friends

1. Amy: "My driend from that party last weekend invited us to go out Saturday"

2. Mo: "Let's take shots and go driend with the boys downstairs!"

by NU_427_MD November 18, 2010

Diet Coke

something fat people drink because they believe it is good for them and they feel like they are making a good choice in their day.

Claudia always begins her day with a rack of ribs and a diet coke.

by MiChael face July 18, 2011