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girlfriend

Usually, some poor excuse for a sex based relationship, though this is disguised in supposed 'love'. No, I'm not bitter, I can just observe that 95%+ of 'relationships' are total horseshit.
If you don't use your brain and understand your partner, don't expect any more (or to be any more) than your average 'girlfriend'.
by Shadow Creator January 11, 2008
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Lap Girlfriend

Girlfriend small and light enough to carry around, much like a lap dog.
After the torrential snowfall, Umberto was forced to carry his lap girlfriend everywhere, as to not moisten the bottom cuffs of her jeans.
by Exit109GTI December 11, 2003
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girlfriend

The keeper of one's manhood(balls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship
by Ray October 22, 2003
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Girlfriend Metal

Girlfriend Metal is the kind of metal band your girlfriend would listen to. That doesn't discount it from being metal, but it is what the name implies.
Girlfriend Metal ex.
Boyfriend: "So, do you like metal?"
Girlfriend: "Yeah, like Avenged Sevenfold?! Totally."
by YANAxGallifrey September 20, 2013
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There's your girlfriend!

Used as a joke to rip on friends when you see an ugly girl or old lady. substituting a family member for girlfrined is also very effective:
say to friend as you point to a homeless person on the street: "Hey, there's your cousin."
by TommyGun July 14, 2005
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Virtual Girlfriend

An Internet-Girlfriend; the couple have never met each other in real life, and the entire relationship is based on email and/or instant messanger conversations.
No need to worry about condoms when you're having virtual sex with your virtual girlfriend!
by RachBU January 24, 2008
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Weekend Girlfriend

A girl who a guy only sees on the weekends because he is not really serious about her. Typically, he is only with her because she is offering something to him on said weekends (ie, sex).
Q: I didn't know Carrie was John's girlfriend. A: Oh, she's only his weekend girlfriend, nothing serious, just sex mostly.
by Arealgirl August 31, 2012
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