Someone who always defends and supports things that are clearly wrong and inexcusable. Examples of the sort of things that shit defenders will defend include corruption, injustice, unfairness, and general incompetence. They will often go out of their way to fabricate excuses for these things. Note that a shit defender does not necessarily always possess any of these negative traits themselves, they merely have to defend them.
Bob the shit defender can't stop making excuses for the War in Iraq, insisting that George W. Bush and his cabinet had every right reason to embark on this failed endeavor.
Rachel the shit defender constantly excuses her sociopath boyfriend's inane behavior, such as repeated drunk driving charges and general obnoxious and violently aggressive behavior, including unprovoked hostility toward random people.
Fred the shit defender insists that high school bullying is a normal and healthy process that bullying victims must go through. He claims that everyone who gets bullied deserves it in the first place, for not being popular, confident or strong enough, and that ultimately being bullied will make them stronger people, therefore making the act of bullying justified.
Rachel the shit defender constantly excuses her sociopath boyfriend's inane behavior, such as repeated drunk driving charges and general obnoxious and violently aggressive behavior, including unprovoked hostility toward random people.
Fred the shit defender insists that high school bullying is a normal and healthy process that bullying victims must go through. He claims that everyone who gets bullied deserves it in the first place, for not being popular, confident or strong enough, and that ultimately being bullied will make them stronger people, therefore making the act of bullying justified.
by Internet User 927 May 14, 2010
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Because people in Massachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. This is based on the liberal notions that if we reason politely with criminals they will surely not harm us, and that defending ourselves lowers us to the level of the criminal. (Since liberals do not believe in levels of humanity, this is difficult to comprehend.)
Because people in Massachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. This is based on the liberal notions that if we reason politely with criminals they will surely not harm us, and that defending ourselves lowers us to the level of the criminal. (Since liberals do not believe in levels of humanity, this is difficult to comprehend.)
Oh, goodness gracious, a Pachuco is breaking into our home! Everyone get into the bathroom! We're going to practice Massachusetts self-defense!
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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To avoid admitting a wrong by hair-splitting or obfuscation. Derived from Bill Clinton's redefintion of "having sex" to exclude oral copulation with Monica Lewinsky.
by Max Debord April 21, 2007
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#1 It is the act of administering a defenestration
#2 The act of defenestrating a minister
#1 It is the act of administering a defenestration
#2 The act of defenestrating a minister
Mahomie: Man I just tossed that minister out a window!
Sarspoon: NICE! Thats a sweet defeneministration!
Sarspoon: NICE! Thats a sweet defeneministration!
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A word to describe that one friend who is always there for you; Your most trustworthy friend who will always have your back in a crisis.
A word to describe that one friend who is always there for you; Your most trustworthy friend who will always have your back in a crisis.
Wow, I forgot my lunch AGAIN but my friend brought an extra sandwich for me — she's such a dependabuddy
by Shlkp February 22, 2018
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It is a very sophisticated (world) way of saying defense/defence.
It is used to describe how awesome Aidan is.
Also used to describe pineapples spewing out.
It is a very sophisticated (world) way of saying defense/defence.
It is used to describe how awesome Aidan is.
Also used to describe pineapples spewing out.
DJ: How do you spell defense/defence?? Is it defense, or defence?
AZZ: idk just spell it as defensce im sure the teacher wont notice
DJ: aight thx also have you seen my defensceness
AZZ: wut?
DJ: *spews out pineapples
AZZ: whoaaaaa
TEACHER: Dj cOmE hErE RiGhT nOw
AZZ: idk just spell it as defensce im sure the teacher wont notice
DJ: aight thx also have you seen my defensceness
AZZ: wut?
DJ: *spews out pineapples
AZZ: whoaaaaa
TEACHER: Dj cOmE hErE RiGhT nOw
by Rockity November 7, 2019
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