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there's a deer on your wall

A slang greeting from New Zealand used to say hi to a friend or loved one you haven't seen in a quite some time.
Barbara! Is that you? There's a deer on your wall.
by ferret mcsquarett November 22, 2011
mugGet the there's a deer on your wallmug.

Deer mailbox

When insurance company thinks its a deer but you know it was a mailbox
That deer mailbox jumped out of nowhere
by Smurf delights March 13, 2021
mugGet the Deer mailboxmug.

Soak a Deer

Certain curse words are prohibited from being said on TV or other mediums and are often censored. Often if the phrases "God damn it", "Suck a dick" or"Ass hole" are used, the words God, Suck, and hole"will be censored, rather than damn, dick, or hole. This seems pretty dumb, but there is actual reasoning behind it. Anyhow, if someone utters the phrase "Suck a Dick" and both Suck and Dick are censored, it should be assumed that they did not say "Suck a Dick" but "Soak a Deer" The term is used interchangeably with "Suck a Dick", but should be used when trying not to curse, maybe around smaller children.
Jim: Hey, Bill, you're a real cuck!
Bill: You know what, Jim? You can just go soak a deer!
by Farqunglu March 20, 2017
mugGet the Soak a Deermug.

Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cone

The sad and unfortunate condition of having small and uninteristingly pointy breasts. It plagues the lesser know regions of Pennsylvania.
Guy 1: Ew did you see that cashier at Shop n' Save?

Guy 2: You mean the one with the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cones?

Guy 1: Thats her, that disgusting wench.
by DLRefugees November 4, 2012
mugGet the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Conemug.

deer lakers

by Ladedade1505 May 5, 2016
mugGet the deer lakersmug.

Deer weiners

Aye yo nigga you got any deer weiners?
Yeah nigga i got a whole pack of em
by Nigga'sWitDeerWeiners November 8, 2011
mugGet the Deer weinersmug.

connor deer

Connor Deer is the most well know virgin there can be. Never even kissed or look at a girl before all he tends to is watching my little pony cartoons having sex and him maturbating for hours at a time!! so dont be a connor deer get out there!!!
by it’s a mf secret December 10, 2018
mugGet the connor deermug.

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