Deered

Has a couple of different meanings. Prominently used to describe when someone is getting their ass beat in a fight. Can also be used to describe someone who has a crisp haircut.
“Ahhh, I see the barber deered you up with the nice fade. Did you watch Ben Askren get deered up by Jake Paul?”
by TheGodFather5 July 29, 2021
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apathy deer

apathy deer is something some people may say whenever like theres a apathetic deer in there backyard cause there in like kansas or something and there like ''wow, that deer ?? really just does not care at all dude about those like grass blades'' ''yeah thats a pretty apathy deer moment if you ask me, ryan'' and then the deer, well, they just, EAT those blades of grass like its NOBODYS business, and they dont even CARE. its commonly used as a slang term with people from US states that have deers, and are basically just trees and farm land and how did people even build there and really, why ???
person one : hey ryan, have you seen that deer ??

person two : oh yeah there really a apathy deer right now, i barely have ever seen those
by angelism April 16, 2022
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jhon deer

KIEK DOAR! EEN JHON DEER! poah helemaal mooi
by don't use your real name twat January 09, 2017
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Deer slapping

When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.
Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .
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deer kill

The opposite victim and initiator scenario, where the deer rams and walks over a human, and killing the human.
1: Did you hear the Jhon died?
2: No I did not, how did he die?
1: He became a victim of a deer kill, after a deer rammed and walked over him.
by MST3K I like April 13, 2022
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Deer child

If she calls him this, she is actually referring to her future boyfriend.
by REEEETIMREEEE December 29, 2017
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Deer Party

An orgy with extra steps. Like a buffet line, but where half of the "party" lines up on the ground and the other half takes turns having their way with them.
"Man, that deer party we had in the woods last night was wild!"
by Little White Witch August 12, 2021
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