doodoo dede

a bimbo that will easily do anal although she will initially pretend she's not into it.

She's a doodoo dede, after she first says "I don't really do that" you'll have her face down and ass up taking a butt full and loving it.

by Mr. Wizzard March 13, 2009

Cunt smellin mule deer

A dude who like to smell the pussies of female deer or doe

My friend bob is a cunt smellin mule deer. He likes to whack his ball bag while he sniffs a female deers twat hole.

by Queefsniffer69 August 23, 2022

deer camp

When one person slips their penis into another's anus and urinates. Also known as peeing in the butt.

"Hey baby, Im going to deer camp you tonight"

by Chris Kbbbbbb June 21, 2006

Deer

An animal skin that is used to wrap a man's penis before sexual intercourse.

Condom, Rubber, Wrapper, Jimmy Protector

A rubber, prophylactic: when rolled onto and down to the shaft of a man's erect cock and then inserted into a woman's pussy, for use in sexual intercourse, it can 98% of the time prevent pregnancy and most sexually transmitted disease.

The Deer is used to collect a man's ejaculate - post coitally. It is advised to remove the Deer before the penis becomes flaccid and slips off accidentally - thereby negating the purpose of the Deer. Nobody likes a spill.

Men may also use the deer for anal or oral intercourse - mainly to prevent the spread of STD's.

Mr. Brady: Marsha, I can't screw you without a deer on this monster of a hard on - could you pass me one from the night-side table please?

Marsha: Yeah, I don't want to get knocked up either. Do you want me to roll the deer on you myself?

Mr. Brady: Would you? See if you can use your lips and tongue to do so - Shit! I wish we could ride bareback! Your mother would be trippin hard if this wrapper popped and knocked your shit up!

by L's and eights July 4, 2009

Deader than Dylann Roof

An expression used when explaining how devoid of life something is, how a prisoner isn't going to survive their prison sentence, or how dead something/person is.

(Dylann Roof was a neo-nazi who went and shotup a black church in charleston south carolina and killed 9 people with the intent to start a race war, he then was convicted of all 33 counts against him and many are eligible for the death sentence and even if Roof is somehow given only a life sentence, the general population is sure to kill him)

Last years memes are deader than dylann roof,

When Lee Oswald was arrested and was thought to have killed JFK, he was deader than dylann roof,

King Tut is deader than dylann roof,

by Some cracker from ridgeville January 6, 2017

cue the deer

the moment when something so ridiculous has happened that nothing else can faze you or be weirder. Taken from the Chevy Chase movie "Funny Farm."

"I just saw twenty clowns in wheelchairs rolling down broadway. Cue the deer."

by pea October 12, 2005

Deedrick

Deedrick, or DeEdrick is a name that gives characteristics of tallness, buffness, and smartness. It gives the blessing of having a Footlong and starting puberty at age 7-9. It also gives facial specialties such as soft skin and dimples. They are also black.

I wish my baby was like a DeEdrick.
That DeEdrick is fine.
I slept with DeEdrick last night.

by DDeeDD February 6, 2014