Dahn Turgenson

The mystical beast that lies dormant beneath the Sea Of Yeast. Can be resurrected by following the example below.

Jesse James: Dahn Turgenson was my idol until he softened up and got all bitched out by tricks, snitches and fake ass gangstas.
Chicken McGreen: Well, at least he can still be resurrected right?
Jesse James: Yep he can.
Chicken McGreen: How?
Jesse James: We must emblem as many late model Buick Riviera as possible.
Chicken McGreen: Then what?
Jess James: We must then take all the emblems and stick them to as many Ford Aspires as possible. It must all be be done under the full moon. Then The Dahn Turgenson shall rise the next morning.

by Dahn April 14, 2008

deaned

getting really incapacitated, drunk, messed up, also can cause seeing of purple homo sapians in toliet water as you are purging.

I was so deaned last night, i think im now a father.

by E liz December 28, 2007

Dean's Lister

A person who has no social life. He/she will give up going to hang out with friends to study for tests. Many believe they sleep with their Biology books. In school they maintain a 95 average, are 2 min early for classes, fail a minimum of one test, and think they are better then everyone else never doing any favors for anyone. These people are in summary full of themself.

Alyssa: omg i slept wit my bio book!
Josue: really? man u a dean lister, so can i have math homework?
Alyssa: NO! IM GOIN TO STAY HOME AND DO GEOMETRY INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE MOVIES!

by Josue Snow June 15, 2006

dean college

Don't go there, there are no parties, just a few people in one room drinking, anything bigger would be busted up in five minutes, its a junior college and there are very few people who are 21 on campus, and willing to buy you alcohol. You need to sign an attendance contract, skip more than two classes a semester and you are automatically withdrawn from the class, then told to live off campus. Easy moneymaker way for them to get you to withdraw altogether and keep your $38K tuition

Friend A: Where do you go to school

Friend B: Dean College

Friend A: Too Bad

by Tgod October 4, 2006

DeAngelo

The act of pleasuring yourself with a taco and eating it afterwards.

"That was the the best DeAngelo ever, felt great and tasted even better."

by 69assmonkey69 February 4, 2014

Howard Dean

A man who, despite my affiliation to the Republican Party, I would rather have as President than George W. Bush.

Howard Dean is a moderate. Therefore, he's a good politician. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's true. There are, in fact, some good politicians.

by AJAW December 31, 2004

Dean Koontz

A well known author read mostly by an older, more seasoned demographic. Koontz is defined by a descriptive, fluid and mature writing style and storylines that fall far outside the mainstream into what many times can be considered almost indescribable in their uniqueness. Koontz has tackled a wide array of subjects from mind control and behavioral modification (The Door to December) to sociopathic serial killers (Intensity) to the truly supernatural (Tick Tock, Darkfall). Often times disrespected by young pricks that have never read two words of one of his novels because they prefer to act smart by talking about Stephen King when in reality they've never read two words of one of his novels, either. Dean Koontz will never gain the mainstream press and praise of most other well known writers, but he has been in the game for a long time and has a very big fan base devoted to his finely crafted works of fiction.

Zach: "Hey man. I just finished this Dean Koontz book called The Servants of Twilight, it was pretty rad."

Jaccob: "Dude, Koontz fuckin' sucks cock. Stephen King is way better. I saw some of IT on tv last night. Man, that guy's a great writer."

Zach: "You're gonna die in your fuckin' sleep tonight."

Jaccob: "What?!"

by Whatever's Clever October 18, 2008