David

The fattest cock of all time, he will destroy your whole family including your cousins with his huge penis.
I spent the night with David!
by fats so al October 23, 2019
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David

A fucking gay homosexual faggot cunt who likes to touch boys
by didbber;bgerng December 19, 2018
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People with this name tend to get no bitches, and live a sad miserable life.
“David gets no bitches🤣”
by emobrockin💔2 February 14, 2022
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David is a caring, sexy, funny person and may seem very happy but deep down he has this one person he loves and cares for even if he does have a partner he shows his true colors around his close family and friends he has those beautiful hazel eyes that you can see from miles away... he shows he cares and will help you when you’re down but sometimes he gets overwhelmed and mad and does things he regrets even when he says sorry you’re soul just falls in love with him even more and you fall deep into his eyes your very lucky if you have a David in you’re life keep him close!
I love you David🥰
by KC519 January 22, 2020
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"Be a human,don't be a David"
by 2812a April 30, 2020
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Has a small cock and gets no bitches and says his milkshakes bring all the girls to the yard and also cocky
by PrinceAli34 April 15, 2019
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