hoff drunk

Being as drunk and as pathetic as David Hasslehoff after getting hammered

Dude you are totally hoff drunk!

by david hasselhoff the 3rd July 2, 2007

drunk meat

The intoxicated passengers in a vehicle who are being driven home from a drunken night on the town by a designated driver.

Last night I was the designated driver, so I had to drive the drunk meat home after we left the bar.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 23, 2005

Drunk Whisperer

The person who babysits the drunk at a party telling them when it is time to go, shut up, or stop drinking.

Yes,the other night, not only was I the DD, but I had to be the drunk whisperer too.

by darcyism May 21, 2009

mentally drunk

To be mentally crazy and make very weird decisions.

Dude, you were so mentally drunk that you had sex with a Mexican girl while you are in a relationship with someone else.

by PikaChar August 26, 2013

Jail Drunk

To be drunk enough to be in jail for being intoxicated in public, but to not actually be in jail.

Santoro & Griff got so Jail Drunk they raped the entire Russian women's swim team in their own pool.

by The Santoro June 26, 2010

cash drunk

If you are cash drunk it means that whenever you have money you want to spend all of it,normally you would buy something you would never use.This also means that you struggle to save money.

I am cash drunk.

by nobody_503 May 10, 2020

Drunk hockey

Typically a college phenomenon but can also extend to the postgraduate years, drunk hockey consists of getting drunk and playing a hockey video gme from EA Sports or 2K Sports

I pregamed hard but every frat house around here was closed, so I came back and popped in NHL 12. I proceeded to play drunk hockey

by caps_fan74 January 25, 2013