desert girl

A girl who is both hot and dry. Appreciated only for her looks because of her lack of personality.

Yo nigga look at that girl im boutta hit her up
No nigga she a desert girl she's all eye candy

by Mykah21 April 12, 2017

dissertation

The last course in cooking school.

Don't eat my dissertation.

by george stephans October 21, 2004

Dessery

awesome girl who is always laughing and smiling.

she usually makes a lot of new friends.

dessery is like a desired friend everyone wants to have in their life.

by osnapitzdee June 1, 2011

Desert Combat

A game that modifies the original game Battlefield: 1942. Insanely popular with oneline gamers. Draws fire from h0m0s for being a popular game.

"DC sucks yo" "STFU, N00b!!1" "no, YOU stFu, n00ber!!"

by Psycho Pimp March 12, 2004

Mount Desert Island, Maine

Home of Acadia National Park, Mount Desert Island High school, and home to the worlds most bad ass people. The Backside is the best place to be on MDI, and Southwest Harbor people are wanna-be-backsiders.

I'm a REAL backsider, from tremont on Mount Desert Island, maine!...bub.

by backsidepride'11 May 13, 2011

Desert Dick

Desert Dick, or DDS (Desert Dick Syndrome) is a very serious illness that occurs in sexually active males. The male dick end, or knob, becomes red, dry and itchy, like the desert, somtimes the skin cracks and bleeding can occur. Its history is very unclear... The first case discovered was among the nates of the peguis first nation. Indian folklore tells of a young boy, by the name of Randy, stumbling into the forests of the Peguis first nation after huffing a large amount of gas.. He was then forced give anal sex to a big bear by the name of Terry. Randy then returned home and slept for two days without washing his penis. A terrible case of Desert Dick Syndrome (DDS) was the result. Masturbating with DDS can cause a very serious Illness called Cactus Cock.

Guy: "No baby, we cant have sex tonight"
Girl: "Why's that baby? You cant get a hard-on?"
Guy: " I havent showered since we last fucked, so now i've got the goddamned Desert Dick..."
Girl: "My god! that looks like the Sahara! Fuck!"

by Dismal Pole69 August 26, 2009

Desert Punk

A man who doesn't need anything and can say and do whatever he wants. He cares not for the opinions of others and usually flows with whatever will benefit him and his friends. Usually smart mouthed, humorous unintentionally, and somehow good with women. He's usually that guy who doesn't fall into any clique and basically does whatever he wants, without breaking the law or getting into severe trouble. He's an ideal friend and is usually rude in speaking but it can be accustomed to.

Person A: I tried to ask Lorette out but she's fallen for Desert Punk.

Person B: Seriously you wouldn't even think girls would notice him.




Person A: I got into a fight with Matt yesterday but I completely got pawned when Desert Punk jumped in.

Person B: Well of course, you shouldn't have gotten personal with him.

by AbsoluteTrinity January 19, 2009