dentard

A dental nerd. A dental professional, most likely a dentist or dental student, who is so obssessed with teeth and the mouth that they think or talk about little else, becoming essentially "dentally retarded." This happend especially when grouped with other dentards. Spouses of dentards are the most likely to be affected by dentard behavior, unable to control the track of a conversation or party from becoming focused on teeth or the dental office.

Friend/Spouse: So, what do you want to do later?
Dentard: Did you know that you have spinach between eight and nine?
F/S: Oh, thanks... ummm, did you see hear that we can still get tickets to that concert?
Dentard: Yeah, but you still didn't get it. Here, I have some floss in my wallet.

by Aaron J. R. June 11, 2008

5th dentist

when a girl uses a mans jiz to brush her teeth.. 4 out of 5 dentist prefer colgate, the fifth prefers jiz

i just used this mans 5th dentist for toothpaste

by KMC 4 LIFE September 20, 2006

dental floss

Chinese or Japanese person's blindfold.

"Give some dental floss on Ping's eyes, he's about to go to sleep."

by Alex O. October 8, 2004

Denial

The first sign that you are a Trekkie. Trekkie

I know I'm not a Trekkie...if you chose to call me one, I can't change your mind. I've been trying for months now and nothing works.

by Amy F August 30, 2003

dingleberry dentist

when you floss your teeth with someones butthole hairs

no, those arent chocolate chips in my teeth, i just got back from the dingleberry dentist

by thomas longwood April 16, 2004

dental

A word repeated together with the words PLAN, LISA, NEEDS, and BRACES to form a hilarious comody sketch.

So long dental plan...

Dental plan... lisa needs braces...

by lenny November 4, 2003

dentist time

2:30 (tooth hurty)

- what time is it, Dad!

- dentist time!
- what?
- 2.30, tooth hurty - dentist time! Get it!
- *groan* that's weak!

by demicrim March 15, 2010