Cupcake Professional

A person who is wildly incompetent at their job but tries to make up for it by acting/dressing cute

Shawna really just does nothing all day, why does she have a job here ?

She is a cupcake professional , you cant fire anyone that adoreable.

by Come on meow November 23, 2014

Vegan Cupcake

During a MFF threesome; after pulling out of the vagina the man then cums around the outer edge of the lips, creating an icing like appearance. The other woman then licks off the cum/icing.

I had a threesome with my girl last night, and she was so into it she tried a vegan cupcake.

by FHisbuttbutt August 12, 2015

getting cupcakes

Having sexual relations with a person younger than you

Person 1: hey dude im getting cupcakes with this girl i met later
Person 2: thats pretty pog have fun

by God of bepis June 14, 2021

cupcake struggle

a phrase meaning that someone is having trouble reaching their goals.

"How'd you do on the test?"
"I failed."
"Cupcake Struggles"

by No puttz April 12, 2015

Throwing Cupcakes

To Fart in ones hand and throw it in someones face.

After dinner he had gas and was throwing Cupcakes.

by Detective Scrotes May 04, 2006

Cupcake muncher

Usually a horndog man who has hots for lots of lady friends. Cupcake munchers perform lots of oral sex on many wanting women. Usually the end result is horrifying. Also, cupcake munchers have a tendancy to have loud pitched voices from numerous oral sex partners.

"That Matt dude is such a cupcake muncher, I heard he ate out multiple women last night!"

"Would you stop being a Cupcake muncher?!" "Its really freaking me out."

by K&Eparty June 05, 2011

Toilet cupcake

The act of eating glitter paint and taking a crap around the rim of the toilet to find a glittery suprise.
if you use this on a friends birthday try a nice shiny dildo as a candle.

Hey steven i just left you a toilet cupcake in the bathroom tell me how it taste

by peanut pounder April 23, 2009