Bumper Cupcake

Step 1) piss on the bumper
Step 2) unwrap a nice fresh yummy cupcake
Step 3) put the cupcake on the bumper

Someone left a bumper cupcake on Scott's car again.

by Main Shear November 6, 2019

bathroom cupcake

the act of jizzing on a urinal cake and then eating it.

I'd rather eat a bathroom cupcake than eat this food.

by quelfmaster July 20, 2016

cunty cupcake

A person who is a cunt but also kinda sweet I guess

Person1" oh my god Bethany your such cunty cupcake!"
Person2" thanks pookie"

by @urmomshouse0217 November 8, 2023

getting cupcakes

Having sexual relations with a person younger than you

Person 1: hey dude im getting cupcakes with this girl i met later
Person 2: thats pretty pog have fun

by God of bepis June 14, 2021

Throwing Cupcakes

To Fart in ones hand and throw it in someones face.

After dinner he had gas and was throwing Cupcakes.

by Detective Scrotes June 10, 2006

Bedazzled Cupcake

When you're doing a fat chick and you pull out and nut on her muffin top

Dude, I pulled out and gave her a bedazzled cupcake!

by 4bri-bri March 2, 2010

Cupcake Sandwich

When you take the bottom of the cupcake (the cakey bit), pull it off & put it ontop of the frosting. The frosting acts like the filling & the cake ends are the bread.

Making a cupcake sandwich, it tastes better!

by cat in a hat in a box. December 10, 2010