Throwing Cupcakes

To Fart in ones hand and throw it in someones face.

After dinner he had gas and was throwing Cupcakes.

by Detective Scrotes May 04, 2006

Bedazzled Cupcake

When you're doing a fat chick and you pull out and nut on her muffin top

Dude, I pulled out and gave her a bedazzled cupcake!

by 4bri-bri March 02, 2010

Cupcake muncher

Usually a horndog man who has hots for lots of lady friends. Cupcake munchers perform lots of oral sex on many wanting women. Usually the end result is horrifying. Also, cupcake munchers have a tendancy to have loud pitched voices from numerous oral sex partners.

"That Matt dude is such a cupcake muncher, I heard he ate out multiple women last night!"

"Would you stop being a Cupcake muncher?!" "Its really freaking me out."

by K&Eparty June 05, 2011

Freakin' Cupcakes!

1) When you do something taking an absurd amount of effort and end up with little or no reward.

2) When a guy stands you up for the latest floozy in a miniskirt.

3) A humorous expletive used as an interjection in either of the above or similar cases.

(Boy:) I know we made plans to go hiking a couple weeks ago, but I just met someone special and I don't get to see her much - I'm gonna spend the day with her instead. I hope you understand.

(Girl:) Oh, it's alright, I understand. (Subtext: of course I understand you idiot, she's like a 34 DD with legs half a mile long. Jerk.)

((Out of earshot of said boy)) Freakin' Cupcakes! Again?!? Man, this happened to me not two weeks ago!

by 1point618 September 02, 2010

Chocolate Cupcake

When a man poops in a toilet then proceeds to ejaculate on the poop. This Frosting the Chocolate Cupcake.

My day just doesn't feel right if I skip my morning chocolate cupcake.

by thewalrus April 08, 2017

cupcake top

Like muffin top, but with a fancy belt.

Travis: Dude, check out that girls cupcake top!
Steve: Yeah, that belt is holding up a lot of frosting.

by CoolNebraskaGuy October 27, 2011

Meatloaf Cupcake

A delicious mini meatloaf snuggly nestled in a cupcake tin, with creamy mashed potatoes piped on top for frosting. Your whole family will love it.

We're going to surprise that vegetarian Amy for her birthday by making some meatloaf cupcakes.

by visarts August 13, 2013