Cupcake Professional

A person who is wildly incompetent at their job but tries to make up for it by acting/dressing cute

Shawna really just does nothing all day, why does she have a job here ?

She is a cupcake professional , you cant fire anyone that adoreable.

by Come on meow November 23, 2014

Throwing Cupcakes

To Fart in ones hand and throw it in someones face.

After dinner he had gas and was throwing Cupcakes.

by Detective Scrotes June 10, 2006

Freakin' Cupcakes!

1) When you do something taking an absurd amount of effort and end up with little or no reward.

2) When a guy stands you up for the latest floozy in a miniskirt.

3) A humorous expletive used as an interjection in either of the above or similar cases.

(Boy:) I know we made plans to go hiking a couple weeks ago, but I just met someone special and I don't get to see her much - I'm gonna spend the day with her instead. I hope you understand.

(Girl:) Oh, it's alright, I understand. (Subtext: of course I understand you idiot, she's like a 34 DD with legs half a mile long. Jerk.)

((Out of earshot of said boy)) Freakin' Cupcakes! Again?!? Man, this happened to me not two weeks ago!

by 1point618 September 2, 2010

Cupcake Sandwich

When you take the bottom of the cupcake (the cakey bit), pull it off & put it ontop of the frosting. The frosting acts like the filling & the cake ends are the bread.

Making a cupcake sandwich, it tastes better!

by cat in a hat in a box. December 10, 2010

Cupcake muncher

Usually a horndog man who has hots for lots of lady friends. Cupcake munchers perform lots of oral sex on many wanting women. Usually the end result is horrifying. Also, cupcake munchers have a tendancy to have loud pitched voices from numerous oral sex partners.

"That Matt dude is such a cupcake muncher, I heard he ate out multiple women last night!"

"Would you stop being a Cupcake muncher?!" "Its really freaking me out."

by K&Eparty November 22, 2011

Toilet cupcake

The act of eating glitter paint and taking a crap around the rim of the toilet to find a glittery suprise.
if you use this on a friends birthday try a nice shiny dildo as a candle.

Hey steven i just left you a toilet cupcake in the bathroom tell me how it taste

by peanut pounder April 23, 2009

cupcake top

Like muffin top, but with a fancy belt.

Travis: Dude, check out that girls cupcake top!
Steve: Yeah, that belt is holding up a lot of frosting.

by CoolNebraskaGuy October 27, 2011