but crunch

some one who likes to crunch but or an exercise wear u clench your butocks together

gym instructer give me 20 but crunch you lazy fat bitch

lazy fat bitch runs for the door

by skateboard pleb August 12, 2006

Dutch Crunch

While taking part in anal sex one individual must first acquire poopy dick. Once this has been accomplished the feces must be allowed to dry thoroughly on the aforementioned penis. After drying has occurred, the individual whom was the recipient of the anal sex then proceeds to suck the dried poopy dick until all of their crusted feces has been ingested, and preferably until penile ejaculation has transpired.

"I am not the least bit surprised that Josh finally pounded Joe's balloon knot, but I can't believe that Joe went for the Dutch Crunch."

by Charlie M. Jr. December 9, 2008

Malarky Nuget Crunch

A delicious part of this well balanced breakfast.

Mmmm... This Malarky Nuget Crunch is great!
Pass me the Malarky Nuget Crunch!

by lokijki January 26, 2008

cut a crunch

To poop, as in go to the bathroom.

I have to cut a crunch before we leave, don't worry, it should be less than 5 minutes.

by GavinT March 19, 2008

The pussy crunch

This describes the situation you are in if you have gone a long time without pussy, like the credit crunch but with pussy not money
Friend1: Man i was in the club all night last night and i didnt pull a thing
Friend2: I know mate, thats because theres a pussy crunch going on

The pussy crunch slam and bounce

by Chris Dott May 21, 2009

chocolate lava crunch cake

the hopelessly romantic act of a loving tongue inserted into your partners fudge-tunnel after an anal cream pie... what's important here is that the recipient of said cream pie makes a hefty duty before the act and neglects to wipe; then the anal resulting in the cream pie... and the next morning that rimming tongue pierces the crusty balloon-knot, thus releasing the dirty chocolate lava! (swallowing optional, not recommended)

"Man, I better get tested for worms..."
"How come?"
"Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!"
(sound of person projectile-vomiting)

by votz January 3, 2012

Captain Crunch

When a man leaves a cum moustache on a woman's upper lip.

I gave Frank's mother a captain crunch.

by harry balzcak September 9, 2009