caps lock

The most useless key on a keyboard.

Person 1: Caps lock is so useless.
Person 2: Yes, why do we need it when we have two shift keys?

by Cloud13 July 31, 2005

chapstick

Another word for idiot/someone who's mean/rude, as used by the character of 'Sid' in the popular TV series 'Skins'.

Synonyms: idiot, fool, twat, wanker, tosser.

"...and I've been SUCH a fuckin' chapstick."

by SophieGlitterwhip February 17, 2008

caps

Caps lock on a computer keyboard. Represents SHOUTING in chat rooms,IRC chats and forums...

'Turn your caps off! It looks like your shouting!'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

Snow Caps

When you jizz all over some really huge tits

Jay: yesterday i came all over Lee's huge titties. I put snow caps on those mountains

by Jaehoal J. Ones July 13, 2012

Caps Lock Queen

A caps lock queen is a girl (or boy) who thinks using caps lock makes then queen of the universe. They often spell things incorrectly, and talk out their ass.

Me: Hey guys, what's up?
Caps Lock Queen: NM, HOW R U?
Me: Lay off the the capitals, caps lock queen!
Caps Lock Queen: NO WAI I NEED 2 B HERD.

by mollysexual & the sexettes February 17, 2010

back caps

the back side of your knee, or back side of your knee cap. due to its difficult-to-reach location it tends to sunburn often and remain hairy after the rest of the leg has been shaved.

ann: oh my gosh jan, your back caps are so red!
jan: i know! when i put sunscreen on i missed that part and now my back caps hurt like a bitch whenever i sit down.

by whoopie August 13, 2007

Revenge Crabs

The act of buying crabs (pubic lice, dumbass) off the internet and secretly placing them on somebody who has fucked shit up for you.

friend 1: i cant believe he did that. I'm getting revenge crabs on him.

friend 2: oh shit

by the friendly turkey deliverer October 21, 2010