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Tendon Cropping

A vague but harsh sounding punishment for casual conversation. Usually done intentionally.
"If you don't email me back I will crop your tendons intentionally!"
Did you hear that Dr. Pedro did tendon cropping on his patients? He got sued."
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Gooch clapping

The act of clapping one’s gooch.
When’s somethings so satisfying that clapping your own hands isn’t enough.
Bob: “Oh my god that was so exciting!”

*claps gooch*

When someone shows you their yitties.
(Gooch clapping)
by Boob the gooch clapper January 22, 2022
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Finger Clapping

The act of inserting a finger (typically the fore-finger) from one hand into the vagina, the finger from the other hand into the anus, and clapping them together against the thin layer separating the rectum from the vagina.

Similar to a finger high-five but with one-to- two people.
I applauded her fellating skills by finger clapping her after I came.
by SlvrBulet January 5, 2022
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Irish Clapping

When a man swings his genitalia back and forth rhythmically slapping his thigh to produce a clapping sound
I’m tired of all this Irish clapping in the locker room.
by Sir MrMr March 24, 2022
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barge capping

Barge Capping is when an rather large or should we say massive lady has a thing we like to call an apron that when her rainhead suctions to a man’s or woman’s limb and not only barges it’s way in but it coats the area like a cap !! Barge Capping!! This sexual activity does hurt the other person because of the sheer gerth of the massive lady’s big box doing this technique.
Pete turned down Belinda when she asked if she could barge capping his thigh !!!

“Shit man I got barge capped to the fucking maximum last night by big box belinda and it was fucking the most moist suction pleasure I’ve ever received to my thigh” Pete Said !!
by ShadieCracktivities May 14, 2022
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Asstral Clapping

When your maiden is far away, waiting for you with her cheeks sticking out missing you and you astral project yourself to her clap her cheeks.
Guy1: "You say, you slept with your girl last night?"
Guyt2: "Yeah."
G2: "...how? She's a province away dude?"
G3: "I gave her an asstral clapping bro"
by Garlic0Bread December 26, 2022
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Kirk Crappins

Kirk Crappins is said in affection for our dear and outstanding quarterback, Kirk Cousins.
Kirk Crappins has just thrown a pick-six. Uh oh!
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
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