by cccccccccccccccc March 16, 2007
Get the pull a craigmug. As the victim lies back-first on a mat, the attacker hooks each of the victim's left in one of his arms and then turns the victim face-down, stepping over him in the process. The final position has the attacker in a semi-sitting position and facing away from his victim, with the victim's back and legs bent back toward his face. They then proceed to have man lovin.
Skippy could never handle my Boston Craig manuever, it was always too much for him. The other problem was, afterwards, Skippy would end up dropping deuces everywhere since he would have no sphincter control left.
by Latcher January 12, 2008
Get the Boston Craigmug. The Biggest Douche in the World.
Explanation: Daniel Craig (who is best known as the latest actor to portray James Bond) was offered to star in the upcoming Marvel superhero movie: "Thor" in the title role. This would later give him the chance to play the same part in the upcoming Avengers movie along side great actors such as Edward Norton and Robert Downey Jr. and possibly even give him a role in the sequel to Ironman. But he turned down this offer, not on the basis that he doesn't think he would be a good fit, or that it conflicted with other commitments; but rather he laughs at the offer as if to say that he is above playing such a part; as if to give a big "fuck you" to everyone involved in making the film and all those who are looking forward to it. And it is because of this decision and his means of execution that has earned him the title of "biggest Douche in the World."
Explanation: Daniel Craig (who is best known as the latest actor to portray James Bond) was offered to star in the upcoming Marvel superhero movie: "Thor" in the title role. This would later give him the chance to play the same part in the upcoming Avengers movie along side great actors such as Edward Norton and Robert Downey Jr. and possibly even give him a role in the sequel to Ironman. But he turned down this offer, not on the basis that he doesn't think he would be a good fit, or that it conflicted with other commitments; but rather he laughs at the offer as if to say that he is above playing such a part; as if to give a big "fuck you" to everyone involved in making the film and all those who are looking forward to it. And it is because of this decision and his means of execution that has earned him the title of "biggest Douche in the World."
Example 1: "My boss is being a total Daniel Craig to me right now because he's giving everyone a raise except me."
Example 2: "My husband went on a rampage last night! He hit me to the ground then grabbed everything I owned that he could lift and started to throw it out the front door! I mean, he was a raging Daniel Craig!"
Example 3: "I love my Daddy but my Mommy says he's just a no-good Daniel Craig because he wanted her to have an abortion on me and he never comes to visit..."
Example 2: "My husband went on a rampage last night! He hit me to the ground then grabbed everything I owned that he could lift and started to throw it out the front door! I mean, he was a raging Daniel Craig!"
Example 3: "I love my Daddy but my Mommy says he's just a no-good Daniel Craig because he wanted her to have an abortion on me and he never comes to visit..."
by Naked Fringe Commentaries February 26, 2009
Get the Daniel Craigmug. World’s Best Boss
Awesome father
Hell of a man
Charmer
Professional Hustler
All-time rigger
The list goes on…
Awesome father
Hell of a man
Charmer
Professional Hustler
All-time rigger
The list goes on…
Employee: You heard that craig jones is quitting?
Employee 2: Deadass? Well if he’s gone im out too fym.
(Rest of staff): *exchanges goodbyes*
Employee 2: Deadass? Well if he’s gone im out too fym.
(Rest of staff): *exchanges goodbyes*
by Hallelujah Money June 29, 2021
Get the Craig Jonesmug. by alive craig February 19, 2022
Get the dead craigmug. The description you would give about a friend or coworker who looks like reject jesus also known as Craig Christ. Typically long hair with lil to no facial hair.
Guy 1: Hey who you working with today?
Guy 2: Uhh Brandon, Butch and frickin craig.
Guy 1: Haha he does look like one.
Guy 2: Uhh Brandon, Butch and frickin craig.
Guy 1: Haha he does look like one.
by Beennnn October 27, 2011
Get the Frickin Craigmug. A perfectly wonderful goof ball. I met one night bar tending. Hung out one time and never went a day with out speaking. Became my best friend. Don’t know where i’d be with out my best wet britches buddy.
me: Aren’t you Craig’s friend?
Sack: Yeah man what’s up??
me: text at boy and ask him if he can climb
spent the next year of my life crammin craig casto every chance I got
turns out craig could climb. pretty good kisser, heart stealer and guitar player too.
Sack: Yeah man what’s up??
me: text at boy and ask him if he can climb
spent the next year of my life crammin craig casto every chance I got
turns out craig could climb. pretty good kisser, heart stealer and guitar player too.
by baked.tater March 19, 2022
Get the Craig Castomug.