crackerbating

A white man masturbating to a picture of another white mans head on a hot naked midget woman's body.

See that....Avery is crackerbating to a picture of Tom Joneses head on Bridget the midgets body....

by mater the crackerbater June 16, 2010

cracker

Cracker is a slur that was used by Whites Originally To describe Free White Indentured servants/slaves as In the early days Of America and austrila where basically slave collinies for the Surf class Of England,Ireland& scotland these whites where Brought To the Americas against their will In a 3rd passage To cut welfair cost in England.upon Freedom Black slaves where promised 40 achers and a mule White slaves where Promised 50 achers and a ho.only about 25% ever got land promised to them The free Whites who got land was the wrost land In the country where Cotton and tobaco could not be farmed the only crop able to farm was Corn witch they distilled To make wiskey Like their ancestors did in Ireland & the scotish Highlands they where called Corn crackers Or crackers after their one and only crop they grew. this land is In W.Va,Va,Pa,ohio

Cracker- Jimmy Crack corn and I don't care My masters run away. A American Folk song about Free white slaves Or corn crackers

by NLR718 June 11, 2006

nitrous cracker

This one is simple....a nitrous cracker is the handheld device you use to "crack" a can of nitrous oxide for the most insane 'whippit' buzz ever. Sure beats a can of whipped cream... =D

"Bro'....give me the cracker for the nitrous...haha....haha....I can't feel my face....need another can...haha haha...oh man...I can't feel my face!
Give me the nitrous cracker....I need to kill some more brain cells and die laughing....

by ryan @ mobilecomm April 27, 2006

The Cracker Squirm

A dance done by white people everywhere. It's easy: Just jerk and shake awkwardly from side to side.

At the dance, all the girls were doing the cracker squirm. The guys just sort of stood there.

by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie February 6, 2006

cracked

crazy

"Why are you talking funny. You're cracked dude.

by dude September 10, 2003

Cracker

Cracker is a derogatory term used by carpet-bagging yankees to describe native Floridians and southerners in general. Yankees feel it is their duty to point out everything they think is wrong with the south, from the way we speak to our customs and foods.

Yankee: You cracker, that isn't the way we do things in New Yawk.

Southerner: Thank you so much for telling us how ignorant and backward we are. By your very presence you have bestowed a great gift upon our un-worthy land which, by the way, you are free to leave at any time. And please, on your way out, do not let the door hit you in the ass.

by Edword August 4, 2006

Cornbread Cracker

1.) A person who has the skin pigmentation of a member of the Caucasian race, but was raised by corn-bread eating, jive-talking, chicken-lickin' African Americans.

I heard her on the phone, and when I saw her she was a Cornbread Cracker...white as snow

by dookielicious December 8, 2010