God's body count

Something very surprising. Compare it with Satan's and you'll worship him soon.

God's body count is higher than Satan's.

by john stromboli January 10, 2021

down for the count

where u dick slap a bitch and she gets knocked da fuck out

wow she is down for the count

by bichsuk April 5, 2008

short count

A term used to describe a small amount of product that is expexted to be larger. Usually referring to street drugs such as heroin, crack, crystal meth, etc

Man I just got three caps of boy from the dope man. Every one was half full. I think he's hitting them because I'm always getting a short count when he's serving.

by FairladyZ February 4, 2015

down for the count

where u dick slap a bitch and she gets knocked da fuck out

wow she is down for the count

by bichsuk April 5, 2008

Making it count

the act of practicing french kissing (kissing with tongues) to improve your skills/talents to make a kiss 'count' or be liable.

dude 1: did you make it to base one?

dude 2: yeah...we were TOTALLY making it count ;)

by oxjoshleighox July 26, 2010

dude count

(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.

"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"

by JB July 23, 2003

woman count

The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.

My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.

by funtobewith April 21, 2010