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contentness

A general feeling of being content. Often happens when you find yourself at peace around a specific individual who exudes positive energy.
"I don't know what it is. Every time I'm around her I get this feeling of contentness."
by Reginald New April 8, 2010
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Barefoot Contessa

The act of inserting your big toe into a woman's vagina while receiving oral sex.
My girlfriend loves it when I give her the old barefoot contessa.
by rawhide33 September 2, 2011
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Contextual Christianity

The act of a Christian choosing which parts of the Bible to believe and honor while disregarding other passages.
Contextual Christianity has been the forefront of California's Yes on 8 campaign to prevent gay marriage. While the Bible considers same sex relationships unacceptable, it also asks for people to love and accept each other.
by tcullum1995 February 9, 2010
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Contextplating

The act of taking a prolonged break in a text conversation to decide between possible things you can say. This usually happens when trying to say the right thing to someone you're interested in and try to sound clever, funny or smart. Or when it is important not to say something wrong that could escalate into an unwanted conflict.
"Dude, what should i say to this girl. I don't want to mess things up"

"I don't know man just keep contextplating for a while and if she asks what took so long say you didn't notice you had a text"
by Domepiecekillah September 13, 2011
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contesticles

q: What are frogs?
A: Contesticles
by wEeDlOvEr69420 November 8, 2021
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Contextual metaplane

A frame of reference used to analyze a particular family of ideas.
"Coining a brand new word glamorizes a concept and helps us appreciate it on a contextual metaplane."
by shadyladyk March 10, 2010
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cuntestival

Refers to a festival filled with beautiful and fuckable cunts.
Marcus: hey are you going to the Swedish House Mafia gig next weekend?

Roberto: Fuck yeah, it is going to be a cuntestival!
by Cuntifuckintastic October 21, 2010
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