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con

An Opiate
Usually refferring to Oxycontin
The guy in apartment 3c dabbles in cons.
by weegee August 18, 2005
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con-fetti

the problems one encounters while on the computer or while attempting to get online , problems configuring,getting online ,adjusting settings, forms, memberships,Tedius actions that have little to do with task at hand or prolonged time do to problems with compters or any technology. involving technical support

derived from the words configure-settings creating
"con fetti"
while attempting to send e-mails to my friends, i ran into a lot of con-fetti. or

had con-fetti all over my computer, could'nt get a thing done today
by jonathan stricklen January 24, 2008
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con chen

the king, king con; aka 'condom' or 'connie'. a seriously disturbed young man, with deep seeded emotional issues, but the only guy you'd want to ever get stuck in the shire with.
me an con chen we are droogies yeah
by Whippy June 8, 2004
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chili con karnie

when a carnival worker has been masturbating all night and ejaculates bloody spooge into the carnival goer's eye socket as they aim for a prize--particularly for stuffed animals of the bear proclivity
God damn that carni just shot me with a chili con karnie, that fuck face!!!?
by chili willie January 22, 2009
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con

short for congratulations. to not give a shit about something at all. sarcastic. to disregard someones statement rudely and not care at all.
hey man, i got an A on my math test!

oh really? CON!
by richard coswald May 5, 2010
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Chili con Carne

When you orgasm really hard and end up farting during climax.
I just wanked so hard I chili con carne'd
by spicybeefgasm September 3, 2016
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Con-flab

A conversation between 2 overweight people, often concerned with diets.
If you can squeeze into that seat, sit down and we'll have a con-flab.
by OnTheFirm March 23, 2010
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