Definitions by Whippy

Mert 

When someone called Matt is being a dickhead

Shut up Mert

Mert by Whippy June 5, 2018

the shire 

a dystopic hole in the ground, ful of ignorance and pathetic culture

i also got stuck in the shire, i feared for my sanity

the shire by Whippy June 8, 2004

con chen 

the king, king con; aka 'condom' or 'connie'. a seriously disturbed young man, with deep seeded emotional issues, but the only guy you'd want to ever get stuck in the shire with.

me an con chen we are droogies yeah

con chen by Whippy June 8, 2004

mindless self indulgence 

A beat-driven, whiney techno-punk band from NYC who gets in your head and doesn't get out. Their live shows are great.

Yo, I got that Mindless Self Indulgence CD! It's got 30 tracks yet manages to still be under an hour!

mindless self indulgence by whippy October 7, 2003