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Colorado

A state that is run by liberal communist motherfuckers who let fascism go on in their state
I cannot stand Colorado, there’s no fucking freedom in that state! They also want to take Trump off the 2024 ballot! - Josh
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 19, 2023
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Colorado Blunt Smoke

While visiting the Rocky Mountains of Colorado and you notice your eye lids starting to lower you know you have gotten a contact second hand high from the stoner atmosphere.
Colby’s eye lids had started to lower from the blunt smoke. He has succumbed to the effects of the Colorado Blunt Smoke.
by GinnerRat March 10, 2024
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colorado granola

Brought on by the cannabis movement; colorado granola i.e hippie, flower child, peace, zen...think woodstock.
Mantiou colorado is sure filled with a lot of Colorado granola.
by Colorado_Granola_420 April 20, 2018
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colorado beanbag

When your drunk and teabag your best friend while they are passed out .
Hey man did you Colorado Beanbag me last night ?
Fuck yeah man and you loved it !
by BatmanfucksScarecrow November 23, 2018
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Colorado Caboose

The act of contributing to a Tennessee Train Track, and getting stuck with the last position of the chain.
“How did your Thursday go last week?”

“Man, it was crazy, the only problem was that I was the Colorado Caboose of the train, now my teeth are all soggy.”
by Homosexual_Badger April 18, 2023
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Colorado Farewell

To brain (flip out a testicle) on a train platform as your friends are leaving on a train) or just waiting...)

Look up braining for more explicit definitions but you get the idea. It looks like a little brain.
My friend brained us to say goodnight after a great day at the beach. It was difficult to see and blurry so we uploaded it to FB, just to basically say don't do that Within 20 seconds he messaged us that his brain was already visible in Malaysia so of course we deleted it. Hilarious though. Apparently it is a traditional goodbye in South Park, Colorado. Most guys do it. He just didn't expect my gf to take a photo or for it to go viral in 20 seconds. The Colorado Farewell. Then they slide down a mountain with no skis or helmet backwards with a bag of gummies. Braining the whole way.
by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023
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Colorado sober

"California sober" is when someone quits drinking alcohol or a harder drug habit but still smokes marijuana. "Colorado sober" is when someone does the same but primarily uses kratom to kick the nastier habits.
"Hey, long time no see. You look great. What's new?"
"Bro, I feel so much better. I've been Colorado sober for 9 months. So glad I quit popping pills."
by capnjasbo October 21, 2023
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